Chapter 1499: This Monk Is Engaging in Assault!
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At the same time, the BMW driver subconsciously stopped paying
The others looked over
Behind them, there was a monk dressed in tattered clothes. He looked young and familiar, but they could not recall where they had seen him before.
Little Monk, I advise you to pretend that you didnt see anything and return to your car, said the baldy.
Fangzheng smiled. Amitabha. Thank you for your kind intentions, Patron. However, This Penniless Monk did see this patron take out a lame chicken and throw it behind the tires. Since This Penniless Monk saw it, he cant possibly not say it, right?
Upon hearing that, the BMW driver suddenly said, Venerable One, forget it Just treat it as me running it over. Lets leave quickly.
Clearly, the driver knew that Fangzheng was helping him. He also knew that it wasnt as simple as running a chicken over. This was equivalent to having encountered a bandit. Without money, he couldnt leave.
Leave? No one can leave without 2,000! Ping Yuan said.
The group suddenly dispersed and surrounded Fangzheng.
Fangzheng said, Patrons, This Penniless Monk cant even take out two yuan. Its too much for you to ask for 2,000. Besides, you threw the chicken. How can you blame this patron?
The BMW driver turned anxious as he tugged at Fangzheng. Venerable One, stop it
Fangzheng said, Patron, dont worry. This Penniless Monk has already called the police. The police will be here soon.
What? You f**king called the police? Ping Yuan and company immediately lost their composure when they heard that.
The bald mans image of a good person changed. He took a step forward and grabbed Fangzheng by the collar. Darn monk, you were mistaken. He was the one who ran over the chicken, so both of you have to pay for it! Do you believe that our brothers would reduce the two of you to that of the chicken before the police arrive?
Fangzheng wore a silly smile. Patron, you really threw the chicken yourself. If you dont believe me, ask that chicken.
Ask the chicken? Everyone was stunned as they looked at Fangzheng as though he was a retard.
Fangzheng ignored them and turned to look at the innocent-looking chicken on the ground. Patron Chicken, who broke your leg? I know you cant speak. Why not point out the person with your wing?
Everyone was speechless
The man with the pickaxe chuckled. I thought I met a hero who was willing to do anything for the sake of justice, but I ended up meeting a retard
Is this monk crazy?
A chicken can even identify the perpetrator? F**k, this monk probably didnt take his medicine, right?
The bald man was amused as well. This chicken can Holy sh*t
Before the bald man could finish speaking, he saw the chicken extend its wing and point at Ping Yuan.
When Ping Yuan saw this, he was immediately given a fright. Following that, he cursed, Who the f**k are you pointing at? As he spoke, he was about to kick the chicken.
Fangzheng hurriedly pulled away the bald mans hand that was grabbing his clothes. It was as though the bald man was cooperating with him. He slapped it away and ran in front of the chicken.
The baldy was taken aback as he looked down at his hand. Due to the monks forceful tug, his fingernails had split!
Thinking back to the monks strange strength, the baldy instantly broke out in a cold sweat. He subconsciously touched the knife in his pocket before his heart calmed down.
Patron, since the chicken said you did it, just admit it, said Fangzheng to Ping Yuan.
Ping Yuan said angrily, Admit your sis
Before he could curse, Fangzheng suddenly covered Ping Yuans mouth and said, Patron, if you have something to say, its not good to curse. Also, you can scold This Penniless Monk, but dont bring family into this Otherwise, This Penniless Monk will be angry.
As Ping Yuan listened to the monks nagging, he tried his best to free himself from the monks grip. However, he was surprised to discover that the monks hand was like an iron clamp that grabbed his mouth. He was stunned that he could not pry open his hands!
On the contrary, the more he exerted strength, the more strength the other party exerted. He had a feeling that his teeth had been loosened If this continued, he would probably be crushed!
Patron, if you agree to This Penniless Monks suggestion, nod. If you dont agree, shake your head, alright? Fangzheng smiled.
Ping Yuan nodded hard.
Fangzheng retracted his hand and said, Thats good.
Let go! At that moment, the bald man suddenly took out a knife and placed it at Fangzhengs back. At the same time, he said fiercely, Monk, dont think that you can act heroically just because you have been practicing some martial arts for a few days. Get lost, or dont blame me for being impolite!
The others could tell that the monk was here to cause trouble.
Fangzheng said helplessly, Patrons, the chicken has already come out to testify. Do you still want to continue the extortion?
A chicken testifying? Are you kidding me? This chicken only extended its wing to stabilize its body. What kind of testimony is this? Ill only believe you if he crows three long and two short times. Someone in the crowd laughed.
Fangzheng nodded and said, Alright. Patron Chicken, if it was this patron who injured you, please crow out three long and two short times.
Everyone was amused. This monk is really crazy
However, in the next moment, everyone went mad
All of a sudden, the chicken raised its neck. CockCockCockCock! Cock!
Three long and two short!
Holy sh*t Someone was so frightened that his hand trembled and the weapon in his hand dropped.
The BMW driver almost couldnt hold his wallet anymore
The bald man broke out in cold sweat. Monk, you How did you do it?
The monk turned around with a smile and said, Patron, if you dont want others to know, dont do it. You should stop now
F*ck you! Ping Yuan roared and suddenly took out a hammer from his chest!
The bald man exclaimed, No!
However, Ping Yuans hammer had already landed on Fangzhengs head.
There was a clang!
Sparks flew!
Everyone was dumbfounded
The hammer smashed his head, but it did not produce the effect of smashing watermelons. Instead, it created sparks Was this still a head?
Ping Yuan was so frightened that he began to question life. He looked at the hammer in his hand and then at the monk who had turned around without any damage. He said, You What are you?
Fangzheng said with a look of disappointment, having expected better from him, Patron, lets talk nicely. Why use violence?
As he spoke, Fangzheng raised his leg and kicked!
Everyone heard a loud bang. Ping Yuan was sent flying more than twenty meters away like a soccer ball before falling into a ditch He held his stomach and screamed, but he could no longer get up.
Ping Yuan! The bald man cried out in alarm as he stabbed Fangzheng. With a clang, the dagger seemed to stab into steel, unable to penetrate the flesh!
Fangzheng turned around and shook his head slightly
The bald man said with a sobbing tone, Master, I