Chapter 1498: A Chicken Summons a Monk
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Its open. The fee is fifty, a bald man sitting at the village entrance said.
Fangzheng was instantly dumbfounded when he heard that. You still need to pay for entry?
The man walked over and pointed at the village. The villages road is built by the village. Whats wrong with accepting some entry fees? You either pay the money or take a detour.
Fangzheng said, Amitabha. Patron, This Penniless Monk is a monk. He doesnt have money.
Heh Dont you blush when you lie? You dont have money? Where did you get your car from? If you dont have money, how are you going to pump the car with gas? Using alcohol? The bald man laughed.
Fangzheng took out an alcohol bottle and handed it over. Its really running on alcohol.
No Are you f**king kidding me? If you have money, give it to me. If not, scram! The baldy was infuriated by Fangzhengs actions.
Fangzheng felt helpless. Why was it that no one believed the truth?
At that moment, Fangzheng saw a sign on the road and frowned. Patron, this road was built by the country, right?
I said the village built it. Arent you annoying? You either pay or scram. Do you understand? the bald man said fiercely.
Alright, Ill take a detour then.
With that said, Fangzheng patted the steering wheel and said, Reverse
Scrapped Car grunted. There was no movement. He seemed to be asleep.
Fangzheng felt helpless as he continued patting the steering wheel. Scrapped Car! Reverse!
The sound of snoring could be heard from Scrapped Car
Fangzheng looked at the bald man in embarrassment. The bald man looked at Fangzheng as though he was looking at a retard. He said, Are you a retard or do you think Im a retard? Your Scrapped Car is f**king voice controlled?
Fangzheng said, I dont know how to drive.
If you dont know how to drive, how did you drive here? Did the salted fish behind you drive here? The bald man felt like he was going crazy. What kind of joker had he encountered today?
Fangzheng looked at Salted Fish behind him and said, He might be better at driving than This Penniless Monk.
The bald man said, Scram!
Fangzheng was rendered speechless. There was no way to communicate properly
At that moment, a BMW drove over. The bald mans eyes lit up immediately as he pointed at Fangzheng. Be honest. Dont look around!
Fangzheng didnt understand what he meant. He saw another man walk over. The man had a short, crew cut and wore baggy clothes due to the hot weather. The two reached out to stop the car.
Fangzheng heard the baldy say to the driver, The fee for entering the village is 100.
Fangzheng was rendered speechless. The price was priced at a whim.
So expensive? Forget it, Ill take a detour. The BMW driver obviously didnt want to pay the money, so he prepared to reverse the car.
At that moment, Fangzheng saw the crew-cut man walk behind the car. He took out a chicken from his baggy clothes and threw it behind the mans car.
The baldy signaled for the other party to reverse the car
The moment the BMW driver reversed, the crew-cut man shouted, Stop! You crushed my chicken!
Fangzheng couldnt see where the chicken was from his angle, but he knew that chickens reacted quickly. If it was a normal chicken, it would have jumped on the crew-cut mans head to roost the moment it was thrown out and the car reversed.
However, the chicken did not seem to run. This was a problem.
Master, I think we met hooligans. Salted Fish got up and looked behind him.
Fangzheng said, Hooligans are good. Ill go down and take a look.
With that said, Fangzheng alighted.
The baldy also saw Fangzheng get out of the car, but he clearly didnt have the time to bother with Fangzheng. After giving him a look to mind his own business, he said to the BMW driver, Bro, you crushed my brothers chicken.
How is that possible? asked the BMW driver.
Take a look yourself. Its legs are crushed, said the bald man.
The BMW driver got out of the car and took a look. Sure enough, a chicken was lying behind the cars wheel and its legs were broken
Thats impossible. If it was crushed by me, the chicken should be in front of the wheel. Yours is still behind, said the BMW driver.
What do you mean? Are you saying that were scamming you for money? The man with the crew cut was unhappy. He raised his head and leaned forward with a ferocious expression, as though he was about to hit someone the next moment.
The BMW driver said, I dont mean anything else. I mean I didnt run over the chicken.
Who else could it be if it wasnt you? I saw it clearly just now. You were the one who ran over it, the man with the crew cut said fiercely.
The bald man took out a cigarette and lit it. As he smoked, he said, Bro, its fine if you ran over it. Dont deny it. My brothers temper isnt too good. But speaking of which, I dont know if you ran over since I didnt see it. But this chicken is really lame now Why dont you buy the chicken? Its a real free-range chicken. You wont lose out.
The BMW driver looked at the baldy before looking at the crew-cut man. Clearly, he did not wish to cause trouble, so he asked, How much?
500! the crew cut man said.
What? Five hundred? Is your chicken made of gold! The BMW driver turned anxious.
1,000! The crew cut man immediately doubled the price.
No Arent you going to do something about your brother? asked the BMW driver.
1,500! The man with the crew cut continued raising the price. At the same time, he took out a megaphone and shouted in the direction of the village. Come out and take a look! An outsider has come to be a tyrant! He ran over our chicken and is refusing to pay! Can we let him leave?
With that shout, a group of people suddenly ran out of the village. Some of them were holding pickaxes, while others were holding sickles. All of them surrounded the BMW.
Everyone shouted, Ping Yuan, what happened?
Aiya, isnt this your chicken? What happened to it?
Do you know how to drive? Do you believe that I will hit you?
Dont bother saying anything else. Smash his car!
Yes! Smash!
A group of people shouted and wanted to smash the car.
When the BMW driver heard that, he hurriedly shouted, No, no, no I really didnt run it over.
If it wasnt you, could it be us? The man holding the pickaxe shouted.
Thats right. If you dont give an explanation today, dont even think about leaving!
Yes!
The group of people shouted as they approached. They raised their weapons and the pressure grew
The BMW driver was so scared that his forehead was covered in sweat
The bald man threw away the cigarette in his hand and said, Bro, pay whats needed. If its not enough, you wont be able to leave.
With that said, the bald man said to Ping Yuan, Brother, he didnt do it on purpose. Its too much for you to raise it to 2,000 at once. Its too much Lower it okay?
Ping Yuan said indifferently, 1,000! Not one cent less!
The bald man said to the driver, Ive tried my best. Its up to you.
The BMW driver said, Thats too much Its just a chicken.
The bald man nodded and threw away the cigarette butt in his hand. He took two steps back and said, This isnt about the chicken Ill call an ambulance for you later.
As he spoke, the others had already surrounded him
When the BMW driver saw this, he hurriedly shouted, Ill pay! Alright?
The crowd stopped. Ping Yuan did not say a word as he extended his hand, indicating that he wanted the money.
The BMW driver was on the verge of tears, but what could he do? He could only take out his wallet
At this moment, a voice suddenly sounded. That chicken seems to be crippled by you guys, right?