Chapter 330: I’ll Stay Up Late Tonight To Change The Script

Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation  Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation

“I don’t have time to put on zombie makeup. I’ll just put on a wig to cover my face.” Junjie asked, “What about the props team? Find him a wig and a red dress, a longer one. Don’t expose his thick legs, or he’ll be exposed.”

“Also, you need to paint your face a little whiter. When the lights in the corridor are off, you can quickly get into position. Then, the lights will flash, making it look like there’s something bad coming. When the light hits your body, they’ll be scared to death.” Junjie urged him anxiously, “Don’t dawdle, hurry up! Hurry up and interrupt Jiang Xun!”

They were livestreaming the guests inside, so he couldn’t interrupt.

Moreover, the guests were all gathered together at this time, so there was no way to interrupt Jiang Xun by switching to a different camera.

Jiang Xun’s voice could be heard no matter whose livestream screen was switched to.

It simply couldn’t be worse!

I’ll stay up late tonight to change the script!

Get the guests to film separately tomorrow!

In case he encountered a similar situation again, he could also switch the livestream screen to someone else in time and interrupt Jiang Xun’s dangerous speech.

But now, they could only mobilize the NPCs.

After Junjie gave his instructions, he stared at the screen again.

“In the event of an apocalyptic crisis, whether it’s a zombie siege or a biochemical attack, it’s safest to hide indoors. It would be best if there’s a basement. But what if you happened to be outside and don’t have time to go home? If there are not many living people left in the city, and the houses are already empty… You have to be indoors to avoid attacks, and entering an empty house at this time is not considered trespassing. Because most of the owners of the houses have already lost their lives.”

“And many people use a password lock. At this time, you can use the light to reveal their fingerprints. It’ll be very convenient. Jiang Xun shone the light on the lock again. It’s worse for six-digit passwords. Without the number 0, there are 720 combinations in total. With the number 0, there are 600 combinations in total. If it was a four-digit password, without the number 0, there would be 24 combinations. Including the number 0, there are 18 combinations.”

“Of course, there are a lot of combinations for six-digit passwords, but the password lock only has three trial and error chances, so it won’t give you the chance to try as many as six or seven hundred numbers.” Jiang Xun said, “That’s only if there’s this light. If there’s no light, don’t try anymore. Unless you’re extremely lucky, it’s very difficult to get in.”

“Don’t even think about breaking in and stealing.” Jiang Xun looked at the camera and said seriously, “Most password locks have surveillance functions. The moment you stand in front of the password lock, your face will already appear on the camera. If there is no one at home, even if you are lucky enough to steal, you will still be caught by the police. If there is someone in the house, and the reminder sounds every time you enter the wrong password, before you get the correct password, the homeowner will have enough time to call the police. When the police arrive, you’ll still typing in the password, and they’ll catch you red-handed!”

[Phew! Fortunately, Jiang Jiang explained it to me. Otherwise, I’m really worried that thieves would be inspired by this episode!]

[Thieves have been inspired by this episode. They won’t dare to steal from people with a password lock, and we should change our password locks to one with a surveillance camera.]

[I told you, Jiang Jiang is such a righteous person, she would never cheat us. She’s warning the thieves to stop trying to break in.]

[And tell us how to protect our family’s property.]

[I’m watching the livestream on my tablet while searching for a password lock from an online store on my phone. Does anyone have any recommendations?]

[I want to see what kind of password lock Jiang Xun’s house is using. Do any of the Jiangfams know about this?]

[I’m not sure. When Jiang Jiang livestreamed, the video didn’t capture her using a password lock.]

[Next time, we’ll ask when Jiang Jiang streams. Jiang Jiang is very easy to talk to. As long as it’s not too much and as long as the fans ask for it, she will satisfy them.]

[Jiangfams, when does Jiang Xun livestream?]

[There used to be a fixed time, but now that Jiang Jiang has a lot of work, there’s no way to guarantee a fixed livestream schedule. Whenever she is free, she would livestream and post on her Weibo and Shanpin chat personal pages. If you want to watch, you can follow Jiang Jiang.]

[Alright, I’ll pay attention to it now. It’s good that Jiang Xun talks about small tricks to survive in crisis from time to time.]

[I’ve been paying attention to it too. We usually lack such knowledge, so we’ll be dumbfounded if something really happens.]

[I’m paying attention, but she suddenly talked about how zombies work in the apocalypse as if it’s real, and I got goosebumps just listening to her.]

[Hahahaha, don’t mind the details. You’ll get used to Jiang Jiang’s livestream after watching it for a long time. She often talks about zombies. Although we won’t be besieged by zombies, what Jiang Jiang said will be useful in other unexpected disasters.]

[When Jiang Jiang was filming “Path of Life,” the crew was caught in a huge sandstorm, and everyone was trapped in the hotel. The three meals provided by the hotel were limited in supply and did not provide a wide range of dishes. Fortunately, Jiang Jiang had brought a lot of compressed biscuits and canned food. She has a big appetite and did not go hungry because of the food she brought. Although the sandstorm had subsided, there was still some sand in the air. Fortunately, Jiang Jiang had worn a mask and also distributed it to her colleagues. This was Jiang Jiang’s crisis awareness, which is always online. Everyone can start learning!]

[Wow! It’s really useful. I’m going to learn it too.]

[Favorability +50531]

Jiang Xun was confused.

Why did she suddenly have so many favorability points?

This surprise came without warning!

The system said, “It’s because many netizens have learned your little tricks to deal with crises. Many people have followed your Weibo and Shanpin homepage so that they can watch your livestream and listen to more of your little tricks to deal with crises. They’ve also developed a good impression of you because of that. So far, the number of online viewers of the show have reached 1257580. Other than the fans of the show itself, they’re mostly fans of the other guests. Host, it’s quite good that you’ve obtained so many favorability points.”

The number of people watching the livestream didn’t seem to be a lot, and it wasn’t even as many as in Jiang Xun’s livestreams.

However, the variety show was broadcasted all day long, from morning to night.

This was truly a very torturous matter.

Many people couldn’t even last that long.

Some of the audience members came in to watch a portion of it, but left because they had something else to do.

Some of the audience members hadn’t come in yet and could only come in to watch when they had time.

The number of people watching the livestream did not overlap. It would fluctuate in real time with the number of people who entered the livestream room.

Junjie looked at the screen, speechless.