Little Accidents (3)

Hed shrunk, so naturally, he couldnt see people. Hed shrunk, so his perspectives were all different. Everything looked unfamiliar, so he didnt notice it at first.

Why did he shrink?

He wanted to know the answer too. He thought hard about his experiment. What went wrong? Why was he small?

Despite everything, Ye Lang didnt panic. He was still calm as always because he was used to accidents like that.

It wasnt even the first time, nothing to be afraid of here.

You should know that Ye Lang once turned someone into a rabbit. Oh, right, that was the Zhen Xiaoyan incident. That was his first accidental product ever.

In this field, even if you have a hundred percent confidence, accidents still happen. This was understood!

Since they were accidents, some effects could only be produced once. They didnt happen a second time because no one can remember what contributed to an accident clearly enough to recreate the effect.

Like this time. Ye Lang shrank probably because of one of the mechanisms in forging gold. There was already a size-changing effect in the process, but it was meant to target inanimate objects. Since it was a very unstable reaction, it often destroyed the object in mention.

Ye Lang thought of many ideas, but he never could get the results he wanted!

Now what?

Rubbish, obviously get bigger again!!

Once Ye Lang understood hed shrunk, he leapt onto his workbench. He was lucky to have a base in martial arts or getting to the top wouldve taken forever.

And that was how, in Laboratory 2, the little man leapt from object to object on the workbench. If a few girls were to see him right now, theyd definitely think he was adorable. He probably could get a few girls like that.

However, if Coldblood Thirteen were to see him, hed immediately throw Ye Lang into a cage and punish him for messing up his laboratory.

As for how Coldblood Five would treat him, wed find out very soon.

Two days later..

Frank! Are you in there? Coldblood Five opened the lab door, calling for Ye Lang.

Here!! Ye Lang shouted.

?? Coldblood Five heard Ye Langs voice but couldnt see him. The tiny man was hard to see with the naked eye, and nobody would think to look for a man that small anyway.

Where are you? Are you playing hide-and-seek? Coldblood Five asked coldly, seemingly upset. She didnt like playing meaningless games with other people. This included Ye Lang, of course, he didnt have special rights.

What hide-and-seek, do I look free now? Im right in front of you, look closer, Ye Langs voice rang. Coldblood Five identified the general direction, then looked closely.

... Coldblood Five finally found him, the tiny Ye Lang on the table. He sat cross-legged with a bitter expression.

Coldblood Five rubbed her eyes. After making sure she wasnt mistaken, she approached. She peered at Ye Lang, her gaze still cold as ever, expressionless.

Then, she lifted a finger. She flicked gently.

Oh fuck! Little Five, what the fuck are you doing!! he roared in anger. Ye Lang was thrown far away, tumbling a distance before he finally stopped.

Coldblood Five ignored him, looking at Ye Lang without expression. Then, she picked him up in the air with two fingers.

Put me down! What are you doing?! Dont cause trouble now, Im thinking of a way to recover!! Ye Lang struggled, screaming and shouting at Coldblood Five.

Coldblood Five didnt respond. After a long while, she finally remarked flatly, Its good youre like this.

....Good?! Lets shrink you, then you wont feel that way. Ill say it again, put me down now!! Ye Lang grabbed Coldblood Fives dainty finger, then kicked a few times.

You still can talk. Alright, lets continue! Coldblood Five didnt care about his size, only about what he taught her.

Hmmph, well Im not in the mood to talk to you. I want to get big, Ye Lang crossed his arms, upset. He was absolutely adorable.

Alas, the tiny ones were convincing like that.

You will remain like this, I like it! Coldblood Five replied. She was an assassin, and also a girl. She could still be swayed by cute things- only her standard was higher.

Looking at Ye Langs situation, Coldblood Five wanted so much to hug and kiss him! However, she was still Coldblood Five after all, so she had to resist!!

... You may like it, but I don't!! There, there Little Five, Ill teach you more when I get bigger. Help me recover now, your help will make it more convenient, Ye Lang started to coax Coldblood Five. He couldnt care less if she was Coldblood Five. Girls should be comforted like that, according to Ye Lanyu.

He needed Coldblood Fives help to grab stuff. His size made it very inconvenient to get anything. If it werent for it, his progress would be much faster.

Youre coaxing me? blurted Coldblood Five because no one ever coaxed her like that.

Regular folks would definitely deny coaxing her, covering with an alibi. Ye Lang was different though. He just nodded.

Mm!

I dont accept it! Coldblood Five exclaimed coldly.

Well thats very inconvenient, here comes my secret weapon! Ye Lang hugged her finger, then opened his mouth wide to take a huge bite

Ahhh! Coldblood Five released him in pain.

Ye Lang took this as an opportunity to leave the devils palm. He stood, arrogantly looking at Coldblood Five. Youve seen what I can do now. Lets see if youll pick me up again.

You little shit, you bit me! Coldblood Five exclaimed, mildly annoyed. She extended her arm to catch Ye Lang, wanting to punish him.

Ye Lang may have shrunk, but he still had his skills. He dodged her, then taunted, Come! Here! Catch me!!

Coldblood Five gazed frigidly at Ye Lang without a word. Her arm didnt hesitate though. She swooped at Ye Lang with a swift motion.

Unfortunately for her, Ye Lang dodged her just as effortlessly. He continued his taunts with stupid faces.

I dont believe I cant catch you!

Coldblood Five spaced out for a moment, then immediately increased the speed of both of her arms to catch Ye Lang. She spaced out because she didnt anticipate Ye Langs agility.

She was even more surprised to find that, even when shed increased her speed, Ye Lang seemed to still dodge her. Was Frank really that much of a master? No, thats impossible!

He was probably that fast because hed shrunk. And she wasnt used to catching tiny humans like this!

Looking at his foolish demeanour, Coldblood Five refused to believe that he was a master!