Chapter 1479: Villain and Swindler
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Supervisor Li, I think this is a strange matter. I know a priest. Its said that he can ward off evil and catch ghosts. Why dont we go look for him? the security team leader asked in a low voice.
Li Dafas eyes lit up when he heard that. He nodded and said, Alright, lets visit him first!
Thus, the few of them got into a car and headed straight for the city.
On the street, there was the largest and most luxurious shop with a yellow flag hanging on it. On it was written: Everything can be inferred through the heavens and earth. The 109th generation descendant of Grand Duke Jiang is able to ward off evil and avoid trouble. There is nothing he cannot do.
When Li Dafa saw this, he could not hold back any longer and rushed into the shop.
The security team leader quickly entered the store to introduce him
Outside, Salted Fish looked up at the flag and grinned. Master, see that? Hes better at bragging than you. Look at this row of shops. If its not the Jade Emperors descent into the mortal world, its the disciple of Buddha Gautama. People like Dragon Tiger Mountains Heavenly Master or Grandmaster Mao Mountain are here Tsk tsk If the baldies of Mount Numinous find out, theyll probably send them all to hell to reform them.
Tell me, there are no gods or ghosts in this world. Why would anyone believe them?
Fangzheng shook his head and said, There are no ghosts or gods, but there are ghosts in a persons heart. They need to seek comfort. What they earn is a consolation fee. In fact, they are similar to psychological experts. They are only being paid to soothe their clients minds.
Do you mean that you think they are good people? Salted Fish was astonished.
Fangzheng shook his head. When they scam, they are bad people. But today, I think they are quite nice.
Uh Master, you havent even met him yet, but youre already saying that. Have you been bribed? Salted Fish asked.
Fangzheng smiled. Makes sense. Lets go and collect the money
Uh Master, he doesnt even know you. Why would you be collecting money? Do you think you are collecting protection fees? Be careful that you get beaten up! Salted Fish chased after him and shouted.
Fangzheng said, No, hes not bad.
Salted Fish curled his lips and said, Heh heh Hes definitely been bribed.
In the shop, a Daoist was sitting in front of Li Dafa. He had a long beard and a blue Daoist robe. He looked like a sage.
Li Dafa said, Master, I only started to be jinxed today. Ive been tortured by evil spirits. Think of a solution for me. As long as it works, Ill pay whatever you ask for!
The Daoist priests eyes lit up when he heard that, but he still maintained a smile. Calm down. Let This Penniless Priest infer the reason.
With that said, the Daoist priest started inferring with his fingers. At the same time, his brows knitted even more tightly. In the end, he cried out, What heavy grievous energy!
Li Dafa was taken aback as he hurriedly asked, Can I be saved?
This this is a little troublesome. The Daoist priest wore a difficult expression.
Li Dafa took out a stack of money and placed it on the table. Master
The Daoist priest glanced at the stack of money and sighed. Forget it. Seeing how sincere you are, if I dont do anything, Ill let down my abilities. When will you have time? I need to set up a rite to ward off evil.
Li Dafa immediately said, Now!
The Daoist priest nodded and said, Alright then. I need to light up seven incense mountains and borrow the power of the seven stars to help you dispel evil and avoid disasters.
Incense mountain? Li Dafa did not understand.
The Daoist priest said, Its a mountain made of incense money.
How much is one? the secretary asked.
The Daoist priest said, Since all of you are so sincere, its not good for me to charge you too much money. Ill just charge you at cost price, 8,888 yuan per mountain.
Its so expensive?! the secretary exclaimed.
The Daoist shot a glance at the security team leader who said, Whats so expensive about that? Master usually charges 18,888 yuan per mountain. Now that its less by 10,000 yuan, its really a good price.
The secretary was stunned
The Daoist priest said lightly, Money is an external object. This Penniless Priest has long been indifferent to it. However, the rites cannot be done without money. Without money, the mountain of incense cannot be built up. How can it ward off evil?
The secretary was about to say something when Li Dafa shouted, What are you shouting for? Give him the money! Set up the incense mountain and treat my illness!
The Daoist priest smiled and said, If thats the case, follow me to the backyard to get some incense.
The group of people went to the backyard and took out fourteen incense sticks.
The Daoist priest made everyone disperse before muttering something as though he was reciting scriptures. However, no one could understand what he was reciting. His every word and every action had a ritualistic sense. It was as though he was extremely pious and respectful towards the incense in his hand.
Master, what is he mumbling about? Salted Fish asked.
Fangzheng was also curious as he leaned forward to listen. His senses were extremely sensitive. Although the other party was mumbling and was speaking in a strange tune, Fangzheng still understood.
Aiyah A retard is here. Another one throwing money at me again Aiya What should I eat tonight Dragon Gate shrimp sounds pretty good
When Fangzheng heard this, he had a strange expression. He held back his laughter and retreated to the side.
Salted Fish also heard it clearly and roared with laughter. Holy sh*t, this Daoist is a piece of work. They come here to give him money, and hes scolding them. Hes even thinking of Dragon Gate shrimp Haha
Fangzheng slapped him and said, Alright, be quiet. Hes being very serious.
Salted Fish held back his laughter and said, Yes Yes. Hes so serious that hes beginning to consider which young model to select from.
Fangzheng coughed dryly and said, Dont listen to such useless things. Hes quite skilled.
As expected, the Daoist was very skilled. As the incense entered his hand, it was as if he had come alive. He easily built a mountain of incense.
14 bundles of incense, two bundles per mountain. He took more than an hour to stack up seven mountains.
Then, he scattered gold ingots, paper money As he did so, the Daoist priest said, I wont accept your money for this. I made them myself. Its just some handicraft and paper. Its considered a gift. The money was burned for the ghost. Lets hope that he will let you off after accepting the money. As the saying goes, take strong measures only after courteous ones fail. If he doesnt agree, Ill use violence to subdue him.
Li Dafa was truly afraid of Cai Guohongs torment. He nodded repeatedly and said, Alright, alright, alright. Ill do as you say. Master, youre really good!
The Daoist priest nodded and continued to let Li Dahong sit in the middle of the seven incense mountains. Then, he lit the mountain and held a peach wood sword. Wearing an Eight Trigrams robe, he carried out the Seven Stars Steps and began chanting. Cai Guohong, I know you are filled with resentment, but death is the end. You are already dead, so why are you still living in the mortal world to harm others? Take the money and leave immediately. That way, Ill spare your life. Otherwise, Ill obliterate your soul today!
Upon hearing this, Li Dafa felt much better.
Then, the Daoist priest shouted, You refuse? Watch my Sutra of Rebirth!
Then, the Daoist priest began to mumble something in a low voice.