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It was still May 28th, the fifth Friday after the start of the semester.

During the Dao Talismans class today, Teacher Pan made a curious announcement.

Standing on the dais, Teacher Pan pushed up her glasses as she said mysteriously, Students, after careful consideration by the higher-ups, and in line with the local governments aim of reinforcing education on female defense against perverts, the military training program which was planned for Senior Grade Two has been moved forward. Its scheduled to take place in the middle of next month, and will be a five-day military training activity held on Songhai citys cultivation military base.

Hearing Teacher Pans words, the whole class immediately exploded.

Whether it was guys or girls, anyone would be happy the moment they heard of the military training. Because during those few days of training, the school wouldnt assign homework! But as students of No. 60 High Schools elite class, the students of Grade One, Class Three who knew Teacher Pans personality quite well didnt betray too much excitement.

Because to Teacher Pan, no matter how much or how little homework there was, it had to be done! The best example of this was when Wang Ling and the others had gone to No. 59 High School for the exchange meet.

While a new round of discussion started up in the class, three people quietly covered their faces.

Super Chen covered his face because he was so happy he could cry. As a passionate sports fool, he felt that finally, the time had come when he could showcase his abilities!

Wang Ling covered his face because he totally hadnt expected the group activity to happen so soon! He vaguely remembered the scene at No. 59 High School the last time, when Odd Zhuo had held up Secretary Dakangs two hairy legs. Every time he recalled it, Wang Ling felt his brain hurt. All in all, group activities were just a bad idea when it came to him

Little Peanut was the last person who covered his face. This was because he had heard Grade Threes Clan Leader Yu once say that the school would conduct a compulsory physical examination before the military training, as they needed to understand each students specific physical attributes in order for the military training base to develop a scientific training program for them.

After the whole class settled down under Teacher Pans gaze, she cleared her throat and continued, There will be no classes in the afternoon today. Student Lotus Sun will lead the girls and Student Super Chen will lead the boys to the infirmary on the third floor for the physical exams. Everyone has to go; if you dont have special exemption, students who fail to participate will take two more test papers back with them as homework.

Hearing this, Little Peanut silently drew back the hand he had raised

Wang Ling: As expected, compared with a physical exam, homework was the most evil bane of all!

From a young age, Wang Ling in fact had seldom had a physical exam.

Because given his immortal body, he simply didnt need one!

For cultivators, Foundation Establishment high school students should naturally have Foundation Establishment physiques which were far superior to those of ordinary people.

Wang Ling had always felt that the one-sided physical exams which schools conducted in fact had no substance. This was the so-called not checking what should be checked and checking what didnt need to be checked. He felt that what those old aunties in the infirmary really cared about wasnt the students physique, and instead purely just wanted to see if a certain part of the body had grown

Therefore, he was like Little Peanut, as the thought of the physical exam gave them both a real headache.

It was just that Wang Lings reason was the complete opposite to Little Peanuts.

Little Peanut thought his was just too small; he would be laughed at for not achieving the average standard for a boy

Wang Ling, on the other hand, felt that his was too big; to far exceed the standard for an average boy would draw concern and attention

In the afternoon, there was a long, winding queue at the door of the infirmary. Super Chen had led the boys of Grade One, Class Three here to undergo the physical exam.

As Wang Ling had predicted, a short old auntie with a slightly hunched back stood at the door of the infirmary. She wore a white gown and a pair of very mystical-looking long-sighted glasses; her eyes scanned the crowd like a searchlight. Settle down and dont be noisy. Wait for Doctor Song to give you your physical exam.

Doctor Song?

Wang Ling felt that this title seemed a little familiar, so he sneaked a look with his Heavenly Eye what the f**k, this Doctor Song was Lie Mengmeng!

At that moment, Lie Mengmeng was putting on a pair of white gloves, his face expressionless. He greased his middle finger with some lube, and then checked the condition of a male students anus. As soon as the tip of his finger went in, the boys face revealed a twisted expression like Liang Yifengs when he was recitingpoetry¹

Wang Ling:

Hearing the boy inside shriek, someone in the queue couldnt help asking, Holy shit! Dont tell me everyone gets checked like that?

The old auntie who was standing at the door to maintain order showed a kind smile. Were just taking samples for testing two samples per class.

And then, she picked up an information sheet and glanced at it. In your Grade One, Class Three, Students Super Chen and Hero Guo are responsible for providing the test samples are they here?

Super Chen and Dopey Guo both couldnt help trembling.

Very quickly, the boys in the class before them were all done with their physical exams, and it was finally Grade One, Class Threes students turn.

After Super Chen and Hero Guo, these two students who were responsible for providing test samples, were taken aside, the rest of the boys entered the infirmary one after another; inside, there was a thick smell of disinfectant in the air.

At the sight of Wang Ling, Lie Mengmengs expression finally changed slightly. Quickly composing himself, he put on those evil white gloves. He pointed at the small bed in front of Super Chen and Hero Guo. You two, take off your pants and bend over there. Then hold your buttocks open yourself.

The two people nodded fearfully and approached the bed. After they were both in position, Lie Mengmeng drew the curtain shut.

From the shadow on the curtain, everyone saw Lie Mengmengs next move

He liberally greased his finger with lube

Behind the curtain, there was a sinister squelching sound, then Lie Mengmeng could be seen using the one thousand years ofdeath²as he hit the bullseye!

This was immediately followed by Super Chens shrill and miserable cry from behind the curtain.

Little Peanut was already so frightened that he had covered his eyes, completely unable to bear watching any longer

Wang Ling couldnt help sighing inside his heart. In ancient times, people sang A Song of CourtyardFlowers³on the other side of the river; now, they were standing around to watch achrysanthemum⁴getting poked on the other side of the curtain.

Very soon, Super Chens exam was over. As he came waddling out from around the curtain and covering his butt, some of the boys snickered.

Was it that painful? A pompous boy patted Super Chens shoulder.

In return, Super Chen glared at him with a Go and try it yourself if you dare expression.

At this moment, everyone saw that behind the curtain, Lie Mengmeng had already changed into a pair of new white gloves and had lubed up his finger.

But this time, the expected shriek didnt come

As a practitioner of the Flow of Five Pens, Master of Dopey was indeed Master of Dopey. He promptly used his professional insight to call into question Lie Mengmengs caliber and ability.

Behind the curtain, Dopey Guo heaved a sigh. Youre not poking in the right place, you know? Its very easy to get hurt!

Everybody: Bloody hell! Why do you know that?!

Dopey Guo: Youre an intern, right? You bend over and Ill teach you!

Wang Ling:

In the face of a Foundation Establishment cultivator, Lie Mengmeng as an ordinary person had no strength to fight back at all with his frail body, and was directly pressed onto the bed by Dopey Guo when Dopey Guo put on the white gloves and poked his anus, Lie Mengmeng was already drowning in a flood of tears. Motherf**ker! Trying to earn extra income nowadays really wasnt f**king easy!