Chapter 1

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In the wild and empty dark earth, a black-robed man was holding a slender boy in his arms and walking by slowly. Wherever he went, the purple flames appeared, and scarlet flowers of flame also bloomed.

Until the flirtatious purple and extremely red colours mixed into one colour, the man stopped his footsteps, his black robe barely discernible in the darkness, the man’s facial features appeared indistinct, only revealing his thin lips that slightly lifted, bringing an endless tenderness to his expression.

He gently placed the boy on the ground, his naked white skin lay among scarlet petals, like a delicious dessert on a sacrifice of blood tempting demons to come and taste.

At this time, the youth’s face appeared perfect, his incomparable beauty was capable of causing the downfall of a country. His pair of moist and glossy, watery eyes infatuatedly gazed at the black clothes man looking down at him, his soft red lips were slightly parted, his expression like he wanted to say some words but was hesitating touched the innermost feelings of the heart, and would cause most people to shudder.

The man’s expression was still hidden under the black robe. He bent over slightly and whispered with a sweet-sounding voice, The boy’s cheeks slightly reddened, and the shy look added even more beauty…

The youth nodded lightly, veiling the fact that he was looking forward to everything that would be coming soon.

Then…

With a “piu”, a dialogue box popped up.

“OH!” The real protagonist of the game, Suo Fei, who was staring, completely concentrated on the screen roared in anger and almost smashed the mouse.

What lousy dialogue box is appearing at the crucial moment! He was watching so excitedly!

However, in the next moment, after he saw the contents of the dialogue box more clearly, and he once again stared at the screen.

[Please select: A: Enter from the front; B: Enter from the back; C: Ride on top.]

Turns out it was letting him choose the method of doing XXOO~ Suo Fei quickly gripped the mouse and went back and forth between the three options. From time to time, he would look at and size up the pale and tender youth on the screen.

Suddenly, he had some hesitation.

Let’s choose A, he always felt that he was a little pitiful. One should know, Suo Fei had played for three days and three nights before finally being able to pluck this high flower on a mountaintop of the Sky clan. How could just simply doing it from the front satisfy him!

Then enter from the back… Suo Fei glanced at the youth’s elegant and pale back suffused in light, and those soft wings of his that had not yet unfurled, immediately his head felt a little hot.

Finally, he looked at the ride on top option again, and thought of the soft waist of the youth on top of him, taking the initiative to move and sway. Aiya… too exciting!

The scene was frozen for a full five minutes, Suo Fei weighed considered option 3 again, then finally pointed his mouse on the last option…

With a wretched heart, he pressed down on the left mouse button. Then the dialogue box disappeared, the position of the man and the youth was reversed…

And then……

A bang.

The screen went dark…

After five seconds.

“Fuck fuck fuck fuck!!!” Suo Fei suddenly began shouting like a T. Rex in the darkness!

At the last moment, there was unexpectedly a fucking power outage!

Suo Fei exploded, and in this way, he withered. Now he definitely had to go carry a bag of dynamite bag to blow up the power company and level it flat. You couldn’t do such a thing, ah, you couldn’t play with a person like this ah! Throw… even throwing down a titanium plate wouldn’t be able to express the grief and indignation he felt right now!

With this, don’t bring such a person to play! It’s okay to drop the titanium alloy plate and express his grief and anger!

Suo Fei shook the disappointing, lousy little computer. After failing to generate electricity manually, and deciding to apply for reimbursement for this lousy little computer, he finally completely gave up.

It seemed that there was no way to continue playing tonight.

For three whole days and nights, he slept for less than five hours to play the game. But now, at the crucial moment of the final choice selection, the electricity system had to mess it up for him.

Sighing in despair, Suo Fei, who turned back to look once and then twice at the dark screen reluctantly parted with it and could only climb onto the bed, ready to make up for lost sleep, and then fight again tomorrow.

Lying on the bed, he felt extremely tired. He fell asleep before long.

Yet it was because of this, that he didn’t find out, it was only eight o’clock. The whole community was full of shining lights, but only his small single room was pitch-black.

Yet the CD-ROM with the word “Yalance” that he had thrown in a corner, flashed with an incomparably brilliant light.

Suo Fei was sleeping soundly. He had a dream that he fulfilled his wishes and had conquered the last little shou from the Sky clan. The ultimate gong role he had assigned himself he had finally achieved, and he took over Yalance, with all nine of the little shous from the nine great clans, each with a different flavour all appropriated to himself.

And… and, the game also rewarded him with a special extra story.

On the throne of the peak in the demon domain, as the role of the ultimate gong, a charming, black-bellied and domineering demon, he played with all the little shous from the nine great clans all at the same.

……

The legendary 10P feast.

Ai… even when dreaming he could drool about it.

Notes:

Just something I found in my messy translations folder that I thought I’d fix up and release in the hopes that it’ll be picked up ^-^