75. Bar Manners

Schwarz-san Who would of thought that you would be the one to invite us. Youre going to give us a good response wont you?!

The yakuza boss in the purple suit told Nagisa-san.

How about we get into business talk immediately? Anyway, drink a lotyou guys too

Nagisa-san told the Yakuza.

I see, she intends to make them drink alcohol to dull their movement

Please give me a big cup

Nagisa-san smiled gorgeously.

The Yakuza boss face melts down.

Hey, GuysOrder whatever you want! Hurry up!

With the boss words, the followers were

Then Im getting beer

Me too

Ill also get beer

Lets get beer for the time being

The boss face had a vein popping out!

Idiots! This is an adult bar so you shouldnt say Lets get beer for the time being! Ask for something adult-like and cool drink! Get a cocktail!

The followers are frightened.

ButAniki. We dont know any cocktails!

Were not good with dealing with the cocktail names

Or ratherWhats a cocktail, Aniki?

I dont get it butwhat kind of liquor is cocktail? Is it a foreign drink? Anyway, one order please

The boss is disgusted by the reaction of his followers.

Kaa!Fuck that. You all dont know what a cocktail is?!

HeeSorry

We lived saying Beer for the time being

Or raw sour grapefruits

We dont know any foreign liquor!

The followers bowed to the boss.

It cant be helpedRemember this. There might be a night where an onee-chan takes you to an adult-like bar like this. At that time, if you cant even order a cocktail, you would be laughed off by her. Its not just you but also your seniors!

Sorry, AnikiCould you teach us at least one?

The Yakuza boss cleared his throat and spoke to the master.

Boss, could you prepare Kahlua Milkfor these four?

The Yakuza boss orders while trying to look cool

Got it

The master started working immediately

AnikiWhats Kahlua milk?

IdiotKahlua milkis a cocktail name. Remember this. When you order a Kahlua Milkat a place like this, your level as a man rises a lot. The woman with you would tremble a lot! Go on and say it! Its like thisBoss, give meKahlua Milk Go!

The four followers spoke up!

Boss give usKahlua Milk!

Hmm

It feels very surreal.

YupThen. Dont forget that!

The Yakuza boss nods looking satisfied.

Oh right.

Ill remember that too.

Kahlua Milk

Hmm?

Nagisa-sans nudging my arm and her face says No, no

EhThats wrong?

Speaking of which, whats Anikis order?

The follower asked the boss

RightBoss, Ill take Oolong Tea!

What?

Huh, Aniki wont drink liquor?

Idiots! If I drink alcohol who would drive us home?!

Ueeeeee!?

The boss is driving the Porsche himself?!

No, we cant let Aniki drink Oolong tea when were going to drink liquor!

Thats rightI will be driving on the way back so please drink Ill give you my Kahlua milk!

The boss loses his temper on the followers!

Dont fuck with me! Theres no way I can let you drive my treasured Porsche! I took out 2.3M yen for that Porsche 911 I will be the one driving home!

S-Sorry. Ive gotten ahead of myself

The followers bowed down.

Well fineits okay as long as you understand.

OhSo that Porsche costs 2.3M Yen.

Thats quite a luxury car.

As expected, is it expensive because its colored yellow green?

The master brought in the glasses.

Here you goFourKahlua Milkand oneOolong tea

HeyHurry up and take your glasses!

Eiii!

The Yakuzas took the five glasses.

Then, well Lets toast for the future development of Schwarzand us!

Surely

Nagisa-san raised her own glass.

It cant be helped, me too

The boss raised his glass and shouted.

Kanpai! Prosit!1

P-Pro-what?

Prosit!

The followers imitated their boss.

Then, they drank the liquor

Prosit means toast in German

Nagisa-san whispered in my ear secretly

I-Is that so?

ButWhy German?

Ah, this is delicious. Its sweet and easy to drink. Kahlua Milkis good!

Un. It goes well as a dessert after a meal!

Its also good when you get out of the public bath, isnt it?

Ah, I think so too!

Kahlua Milkseems to be popular with the followers.

Idiots, it would just be a normal coffee milk! You see Kahlua Milkgoes to Kahlua!

Aniki, whats Kahlua?

The Boss stopped moving when the follower asked

You see Kahluais

What?

I-Its something like gratitude!

Gratitude?

The Yakuza boss had a Shiiiit!face!

Its made fromKahlua-sans house!

Kahlua-san?

He might be Kahluabrother!

Haa

The eldest son is Zofi and the youngest is Leo!

The store fell silent.

Its as if the God of death had passed

The boss looked around the shop restlessly under his sunglasses

Thenthose eyes

Looked at me

Who are you!

The boss suddenly asked me!

W-What?

You were in the market earlier this morning, arent you?

YesI was there

Who are you?!

When the Yakuza asked me!

Err

Oh rightI should be saying my false name here, shouldnt I?

I was taught by Margo-san after all

I must not tell my true name!

Tanaka!

I instinctively said the name of my classmate I met in the train a while ago.

Tanaka?

The Yakuza boss looks at me with a scary face

Shit This is going to go bad!!!

What Tanaka!?!Huh?!

The boss shouts loudly at my ear!

Shit

Hes doubting it

EeeehUwaa

What was Tanakas given name?!

Hideo? Norio?Err

Its Yasuo!2

Sink or swim! I shouted!

What?

The Yakuza boss shouted!

Tanaka Yasuo!

Who?

Thats me!

The Yakuza stopped moving for an instant

Youre Tanaka Yasuo?

Yes, thats right!!!!

The Yakuza boss stared at me from head to toe

Even the followers behind him

Well fineYou, Tanaka Yasuowhats your relationship with Schwarz?

My relation to Nagisa-san?

Theres no way I can answer its a sexual relationship

Err

What did Tanaka say at that time?

Oh right

Im part time!

Part time?

The Yakuza boss had a suspicious look.

What kind of part time?

S-Shit!

I-I have to explain from there?!

You see, part time is a short form of part time work!

Huuuh?!

You see, Part time work means A person working as a staff but is not a regularin English3

Thats wrong. Part time work is Laborin German4

Nagisa-san whispered into my ears.

I was wrong! Let me correct it! Let me correct it! Let me correct it!Part time worker means Laborin german!

I dont know whats going on anymore!

I just shouted anyway!

In shortAn-chan is a part timer?

The boss seems to understand it somehow

Thats rightI am in Laborin German meaning!

What am I saying?

ThenWhy is a part timer here?

Err

Hes at work here

Youre working in this shop?

No nothats not it!

Then, what is it?!

What should I do now?!

Then

Nagisa-san laughed out loudly.

Nagisa-san?

This guys working in my shop. I brought him here today as my bodyguard. Its going to raise his pay after allright?

Nagisa-san smiled at me.

Ahyesthats how it isEeh!

Anyway, lets just match with her talk

YupWere somehow able to fool him.

Hes a bodyguard?

The boss looked at me closely again.

Thenhe laughed.

This brat is a bodyguard?This is funny!

The four followers laughed too.

Thats not true. Hes very skilled

Nagisa-san smiled.

He can do the needed delay properly!

Delay?

What do you mean by that?

Answering the Yakuza boss, Nagisa-san pointed outside the shop

Take a look

The road outside the shop.

Has no one else passing as usual.

The Yellow green Porsche that the Yakuza parked a while ago is still there

The white light from the street lamps shine the Porsche good

There

Nei-san armed with a metal bat appears

Nei-san looked towards the shop with a smile.

ThenShe gripped the bat hard

Then picked up the cuff tightly with a form like Ichiro.

She raised the bat!

Then hit the Porsches windowpane hard!!!!

Baririn!!! Bako!!!! Bariririn!!! Bakobeko!!!

Nei-san beats down the yellow green Porsche while laughing out loudly!

Whats that bitch doing!?

The Yakuza boss face became pale!

Guys! Stop her immediately! Heey!

The four followers went out of the shop at mach speed!

Then!

At the moment the four people went out of the shopMargo-san attacks them from the side.

With one blowA single strike hit precisely to incapacitate them!

Ugaaa!

Theres only one shout that was heard.

But, what I saw is

Two bodies falling straight to the ground

The two remaining flew to the sky and fell over their head!

Furthermore, Margo-san kicked the dominant arms of the men who fell down to the ground!

The four continued to have their bones broken!

Nagisa-san spoke to the Yakuza boss looking at the scene outside the shop in amazement.

Now then, lets talk businessUnfortunately, I have no intention to cooperate with you!

I see, so thats how it is

The boss slowly stands from his seat

Hahahahaha, its negotiation breakdown!

The Yakuza boss who lost his temper pulled out a knife from his chest

Butwe cant withdraw that easilyIf this happens then my honor would be completely destroyed. At worst, the therapy cost and the compensation moneyand the repair charges of the Porsche would be quite a lot!

Hes gradually cutting down the distance

How much do you want?

Nagisa-san asked the Yakuza without destroying her smile

Should we make it 30M? 2.5M for those guys. And 20M for my Porsche

EhWasnt that Porsche 2.3M?!

Also, Ill have you as my woman

The Yakuza boss laughed.

Come here! Youre my hostage!

The Yakuza waves his hand holding the knife

ShitWhat should I do?

Margo-sans outside the store

We cant let Nagisa-san be taken as a hostage

Anyway, Ill get in between Nagisa-san and the Yakuza

Then

Then, the master taps my shoulder.

Looking at himMaster handed me a thick book.

The title isHome Medicine

I see, we can prevent the knife of the Yakuza with this thick book!

Thank you!

I pushed out the book before myself and substitute it as a shield

The Yakuza looked at me then laughed with his nose.

An-chanThats an amateur idea, its unskillful. Whats with that lack of nerve?! If you dont hurry and hand over that lady, youd get injured!

Dont make a foolof an amateur!

I!

Here, Pass!

I passed the Home Medicinetowards the Yakuza like basketball!

What?!

The Yakuza dodges the book hurled quickly!

ThenI made a tackle!

Its a charge of life and death!!

Dont fuck with me! You shit!

The Yakuza swung his knife around!

The sleeve of my patch was cut off!

But I quickly charged and attacked the Yakuzas shoulder!

Dongragashan!!!

The Yakuza and I fell down at the entrance of the shop!

At that moment

The door opened and Margo-san jumped in like a gale!

She kicked the hand of the Yakuza thats holding the knife!

The knife pierced the wall of the shop!

Then, that decided the match

You still want to continue?

Margo-san whos stamping the neck of the Yakuza boss with her combat bootsasked him

I got up and away from the Yakuza.

Dont think that youd get away from doing this to me! I have a respectable occupation! The organization wont be silent you know!

The Yakuza still barked.

Hey hey heyLet me get in!

Katsuko-nee enters the shop

Katsuko-nees holding a tablet on her hand.

Everythings digital recentlyeven the Yakuzas industry seems to be no match from the modernization! The Circular Letteris now emails

Katsuko-nee laughs.

Kawafuji Kouzouis that you?

What?! Im Naniwas5 Kawafuji!

Theres a Break Off letterfrom your Organization!

What?

Look

Katsuk-nee handed the tablet to the Yakuza bossKawafuji-san

I can read the contents from my position.

Break off letter, the person mentioned has broken and gone against our moral code so we have to break you off. Please do not get involved with us anymore

I-Im being dismissed?

Thats rightthats how it is!

Katsuko-nees phone rang

Hello? Ive been waitingIts been a while chairman. Its Kuromoris Katsuko, the one you saw on the party before. Yes, Ill hand it over now

Katsuko-nee handed the phone to the Yakuza boss

Its a call for you! From the chairman

Chairmancould it be?

Kawafuji-san took the phone as if snatching it

Helly, its me! Kawafuji!

A voice leaks out from the phone!

What have you done!

W-What? C-Chairman?

Trying to make a move on Kuromoris shop of all things!

K-Kuromori?

Nagisa-san spoke to the Yakuza who doesnt get whats going on.

That storeSchwarz Waldmeans Kuromori In german

UfufuNagisa-san laughs.

The owner of the shop you tried to meddle with is a friend of the big boss and the head of the group! Do you intend to crush your organization?

Friend?

YesBoth of them are my treasured guests

Nagisa-san smiled suspiciously

I also took care of them when Nagisa retired!

Katsuko-nee said.

What are you people?

Katsuko-nee answered the Yakuzas question

We dont intend to answer that question. Theres a lot of things in this world you better not know!

Please disappear by tomorrow morningalong with your followers. And never show your face in front of me again. This is not a warning. In case you dont do what we said, youll have to disappearfrom this world, completely

Nagisa-san sentenced the Yakuza!

Bobobobobo!

The yellow green Porsche lights up outside the shop!

Nei-san seems to set it on fire.

She jumps up and around the car while laughing loudly

Master, sorry for the trouble. Heres the fee

Margo-san handed a thick envelope to the master of the shop

Dont mind itI can redecorate the shop from the money you paid. Its a great help for me

The master washed the glass Nagisa-san and I used and wiped it with cloth.

A fight between Yakuza happened here. Then the Yakuza ran awaytell that to the police

Thank you very much

Nagisa-san thanked the master

The master didnt say anything and just wiped off Nagisa-san and my fingerprint with a dishcloth

Thats how it isOr do you want us to tell the truth to the policeOur flower shop was attacked?

Margo-san said while looking down on the Yakuza.

Her feet are still trampling down the chest of the Yakuza

Got it. I get it alreadyIts my defeat

The Yakuza admitted defeat

Im going to tell you oncebut, were going to set an accidental fire in your shop. Dont go back to your shop okay?

Margo-san smiled.

Thank you, Yoshida-kun

Nagisa-san gave me a thick kiss!

Before the firefighters and the police came to the blazing Porschewe escaped the site.

Nagisa-san, go back to the mansion! Mao-chans waiting for you!

Told by Margo-san, Nagisa-san bowed to everyone while in the drivers seat of the Benz!

Thank you everyoneIll leave the rest to you!

Leave it to us!

Nei-san shouted from the passenger seat of the van

I also marched to the rear of Margo-sans white van.

Nagisa-sans Benz is on the right side of the shop.

Katsuko-nees minivan is right in front

Margo-sans minivan is on the left of the road

They all escape in different directions

Still, theyre really beyond help. Even though they should be vigilant over various things, they werent at all!

Nei-san laughed out loud.

Nowe still dont know that. Nei, be careful until the last second

Margo-san says while driving.

Okaay

ButYoshida-kun was amazing

What? Did I do something?

The radio exercise in front of the shop!

UnThat was amazing!

EhThats entirely common though

Or rather, whats amazing with radio exercise?

Who wouldve thought that you would start a radio exercise in that placethats whats amazing. All of those who were watching were laughing out with all their breath

AhI was being laughed at.

WellIts common so Im fine.

Yuzuki-sensei was even laughing hysterically! Its my first time seeing Sensei laugh that hard!

Nei-san said.

Speaking of which

I cant see Yuzuki-sensei

Where is she?

HuhYo-chan, youre injured?

Nei-san looks at me from the rearview mirror and notices

Oh, its the wound from when my sleeve was cut by the knife from the Yakuza.

Its not something big.

Its just a paper cut, blood is just seeping out

Its fine. Tis but a scratch

Its not okay! Maru-chan, stop the car!

Margo-san stopped the van on the side.

Nei-san gets off the passenger seat and comes to the rear seat

Geeztheres blood coming out!

Taking out the first aid kit, Nei-san treated the wound.

RightI saw it from outside the shop but that was just too careless a behavior. You were lucky today but if it went badly youd get injured

Margo-san advised me

NoIm really fine

Dont think that wayIn that case, if the knife edge hits your hand, your finger might get cut off

I told you Im fine

Margo-san makes a suspicious look from my answer

Yoshida-kun?

Anyway, I know that Margo-san would come to help as long as I made a chance. Nagisa-sans security is the top priority in that case isnt it? It doesnt matter if I get injured or if my fingers get cut off

Nei-san looked at me with a dumbfounded face.

Yo-chan, what are you saying?

You wont be troubled if my finger got cut, would you?

NoIsnt that troublesome?

AhIt would be troublesome for meBut its not a problem for the others. Its fine as long as Im the only one troubled, isnt it?

Thats not good!

Huh?

Nei-san, why are you angry?

I would be troubled if Yo-chan loses his fingers!

Theres no way thats trueits my finger

Yo-chan, you should be troubled! Its a big trouble if you lose your finger! Its a trouble throughout life!

I know thatBut isnt there no other way but to give it up for Nagisa-sans safety?

Nagisa-san is much more worthy than me

It doesnt matter if I die anyway.

Idiot!!!

Nei-san slapped my face!

Nei-san

If Yo-chan gets his finger cut then Ill chop of my finger too! If Yo-chans eyes gets crushed then Ill have my eye crushed too! If Yo-chan dies, I would kill myself!Thats why

Nei-san is crying

Take care of yourself!I beg you!

Nei-san clings to me.

I dont know why Nei-sans angry.

But anywayI can do nothing but apologize

Nei-san, sorry

Yo-chans an idiot. Bakaa!

YupIm certainly not smart.

Even I think that Im an idiot.

I can never understand Nei-sans feelings

1. both means cheers!

2. Yeah, from that shit game

3. He actually said that in Japanese, theres no english TL. lol

4. Labor was said in Japanese. lol Nagisa-san

5. Former name of Osaka