After Ben finished with Camila, he made her leave, since he didn't trust her enough to sleep in front of her. After that, he enjoyed a night of peaceful dreams, though he was the only one in the room to do so

Fariq managed to get back to sleep, but only after counting about 5000 sheep...and his dreams, were less than pleasant...

Still, he didn't regret his decision to stay quiet. He was sleeping under the covers with the light out when Ben first entered the room and passed out, not having noticed Fariq and thinking he wasn't back yet.

Later, Fariq woke up when he heard the commotion between his roommate and a girl, but he still felt bad about interrupting Ben that one time when the girl ran out, so he didn't want to disturb him again. Hence, if it meant making up that wrong, Fariq was willing to sacrifice his peace, and mental well-being

***

*Yawn*

The next day, Ben woke up, second in the room to do so as usual, and hadn't noticed there was a witness to his in-terrogation

Nevertheless, Ben was in a great mood. How could he not be? Yesterday was a great day! He foiled an evil plot and then received many bonus points from out of nowhere, even getting to anal a girl for the first time, and one with such a perfect booty, at that...

The memory played back over and over through his mind as Ben went through his morning routine, and after, he sat down in his desk chair, preparing to review the best part of it all--his new achievements.

[Congratulations! You've unlocked the Achievement: Cummuted Sentence(rare) - Catch a female committing a crime and grant her freedom in exchange for a repeatable achievement for a sex act]

[Distributing reward: PUA Points + 1000]

As the long d*ck of the law...Ben found pride in serving justice. "She did the crime. She paid her peenance"

He believed in second chances, as well as 3rd and 4th ones as long as he got to deliver the peenishment

[Congratulations! You've unlocked the Achievement: Swine 69(fine) - Do a degenerate version of a 69 with the woman on the bottom]

[Distributing reward: PUA Points + 500]

Ben shrugged, not seeing the big deal. "If you need to blame someone, blame gravity"

Thinking about that, he realized he looked forward to buying a coach ticket on Elon Musk's shuttle to Mars, because under zero gravity, every 69 was equal...

In deep space, there was no prejudice when it came to peen on face...

[Congratulations! You've unlocked the Achievement: C*ckup to Burpee(rare) - Do c*ck pushups into a girl's throat]

[Distributing reward: PUA Points + 1000]

Ben stared at this one for a while, not having expected to see a version of burpees that wasn't gay

Still, he'd take it, because even if it wasn't the best exercise, this time, Ben did enough reps

[Congratulations! You've unlocked the Achievement: Norwegian Ice Dragon(rare) - While receiving oral sex from a woman, ejaculate down her throat causing the sperm to exit her nostrils, creating the "ice dragon" effect]

[Distributing reward: PUA Points + 1000]

Ben's eyes glinted. "I must make our dragon family rise again!"

[Congratulations! You've unlocked the Achievement: European Birth Control(fine) - Perform anal sexon a woman]

[Distributing reward: PUA Points + 500]

His eyebrows elevated when he saw the system rated anal sex lower than some of the other achievements, but when he read the title again and considered the difficulty, he realized the rating was just. 'It does seem like anal is a rite of passage for women these days...'

The rite of passage in the wrong passage...

Ben knew the rarity of the achievement was one of the factors in determining its tier, and anal wasn't that uncommon in a world full of cave explorers

As far as the experience went for Ben, he'd be the first to admit it was fun, but it wasn't something he felt the need to do with every girl. He got a rush doing it for the first time with a rebellious girl like Camila because he felt a sense of dominance while performing it on her. Yet, as far as the sensations went, it wasn't as good as normal sex. Since the system didn't make it repeatable, that also meant she didn't value it much either, so Ben wasn't planning on adding it as a staple to the sex-menu.

[Congratulations! You've unlocked the Achievement: Dirtbag GPS(uncommon) - Guide a woman's hand to encourage her to masturbate while having sex]

[Distributing reward: PUA Points + 200]

"Dirtbag, huh?" Ben snorted. "At least I was accurate! That's more than you could say for Google Maps!"

...

[Congratulations! You've unlocked the Achievement: Fish Hooking(uncommon) - Put your fingers into a woman's mouth during sex, and yank her head to the side like a fish. Should prompt a startled look from the hooked fish...]

[Distributing reward: PUA Points + 200]

He shrugged. 'So she's met Amsterdam now. She almost got fish-hooked like McGloin'

[Congratulations! You've unlocked the Achievement: Slavic Exclamation Mark(fine) - Give a woman an anal creampie]

[Distributing reward: PUA Points + 500]

...

Reading this, Ben felt the need to visit Russia just so he could take a writing class

[Congratulations! You've unlocked the Achievement: Double-Layered Glazed Filling(rare) - Give a woman an anal and vaginal creampie during the same ejaculation]

[Distributing reward: PUA Points + 1000]

For once, Ben was thankful for his quick hip speed

This achievement wouldn't have been possible if he didn't have the thrusting movements of a demented woodpecker

With these almost 6000 points though, he managed to shrink the distance to his 50000 goal by almost half. Leaning back in his chair, he put his arms behind his head and smiled with confidence, because he believed it wouldn't be long now before he'd reach that much.

Then, his face became ponderous, because as he thought about the achievements, he realized something elsesomething he believed was very important for his future.