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  3. Chapter 259 Family feud, happily spewed

Chapter 259 Family feud, happily spewed

Sitting on his bed, Ben read over his new monthly challenge, a quest he found very sexciting...

[Monthly Challenge: Keep It in the Family - Seduce a woman who is at least a 7 in looks, and a legal or blood relative of a woman you've slept with]

Reading this, Ben nodded. "You've gotta keep your family close" After though, he looked around in confusion. "But, shouldn't you also keep your enemies close?"

Then, he scratched his head. "Your sex friends should be close too..."

After a few seconds of staring into space, he gave up. "Damn it. I guess I need to keep every woman close"

He'd made all the "close" sayings redundant

So, he moved on as he read the rest of the challenge.

[Remaining time: 30/30 days]

[Completion status: 0/1]

[Reward: Stat Point(Random) x1]

[Punishment: Plus or minus one testicledepending]

Ben gawked. "Depending? Depending on what?!?"

He stood up on his bed and almost stumbled off

After getting his footing though, he sat back down and shook his head, as if he realizing standing up in dramatic fashion never changed the situation...

As if...but not quite...

In fact, what he realized was he didn't need the answer, because between an extra ball or one less ball, he wasn't sure which would be worse...

'Maybe gaining a ball? Then it'd be like I was a mutant in the gender-swapped version of Total Recall...

At least if I lost one, I could say it was from a freak teabagging accident'

It didn't matter though. The main thing was Ben knew this wasn't a challenge he wanted to lose. So, he thought about potential candidates. "Should I ask the girls I'm dating to meet their mothers?"

He considered hosting a harem family reunion

In his jizzion of ithe'd sleep with all the women, as the bouncers outside rejected entry for their husbands like it was a Manhattan nightclub

It would be a real "white party."

Ben thought it wasn't a bad script though. 'At least, my "ending" would be better than the one in How I Met Your Mother'

He believed he was looking out for the fans

Somehow though, it seemed unrealistic, so Ben could only probe if his girls had any sisters or cousins nearby. "I guess I'll do a mom too." It almost didn't need to be said.

...

Yet, Ben was trying to figure out where his limits were. "Would I do a grandma?"

He contemplated it for a few seconds, and decided on no.

It was a tentative no though

Depending on how close to the deadline he came...

Still, in his mind, this meant he possessed principles. Plus, there were issues of logistics. 'I probably shouldn't Sleeping with old women might be like playing Tomb Raider.'

Ben didn't think dust would make an effective lubricant

Of course, he wasn't a total villain. If he did sleep with a female relative of a girl he was porking...he'd do it in a way that wouldn't hurt her. He'd do it with class

For certain, Ben would do it tastefully

By keeping it a secret that they'd never find out.

"Unless of course, they'd like that?"

In that case, he wouldn't limit girls from deepening their familiar love and connectionespecially if he was present to experience that beautiful moment

"Families that lay together, stay together" He realized he needed to do his best to make sure his girls stayed "in touch" with their mothers and sisters

For now though, he didn't know any, so it was a work in progress. Yet, after thinking over the prospects, Ben slapped himself in the head, recalling he missed the most obvious oneLaura!

'The challenge said legal or blood relative. She should be Tina's step-daughter So, now I have to get the daughter, after having gotten the mother, Tina--this grass mud horse'

Once he recalled this, Ben's face relaxed because he now had confidence in being able to complete this challenge, and for a good reason: For this battle, there was a multitude of strategies available to him.

The thing was, Ben possessed access to the Akashic records on this topic...with every tactic imaginable having a viewable blueprint. Where was this treasure trove of knowledge?

Pornhub

It was the Art of War in sexing stepdaughters.

Ben wasn't doing it alone. He'd stand on the shoulders of men with giant c*cks.

Thus, the plan was set. Ben would slot time to do plenty of research later

However, before that, there was still more that he looked forward to now, because with Tina, he gained achievements and a booty chest!

There was one thing to check first though, and that was his progress with Wartortle Rain Dance. So, Ben navigated through the system to his skills screen.

[Wartortle Rain Dance(Skill, Set, Rare, Growth) - Intermediate technique to make a woman squirt. Can use both hands and the mouth simultaneously. Power has increased.]

[Exp:10/100]

"It went up!" Ben's eyes beamed. Wartortle was becoming stronger! While he didn't get any exp with Camila or Miyuki because they also helped level up Squirtle Hydro Pump, he did this time with Tina, signifying the skill needed new women to level up. Yet, Ben didn't mind as long as he understood how to do so.

In addition, there was another thing that changed about this skill after evolving. "I only got 10 exp" With Squirtle, Ben used to get 20 exp per girl, and now, it decreased. He wasn't upset though because he expected this; Higher level skills were harder to evolve. In any case, it was something to work on, which was fine because he could see the next major goal, and it was 9 vaginas away

For now, there were more substantive rewards waiting for him, such as achievements, and their associated points!

[Congratulations! You've unlocked the Achievement: Should've Walked the Doggy(uncommon) - Cover a competing male's private space in your fluids]

[Distributing reward: PUA Points + 200]

Ben snorted. "You should've taken me outside, Paul!"

Instead, like an upset dog, Ben marked his territory...all over Paul's office, and his wife

[Congratulations! You've unlocked the Achievement: A Superhero Goops In and Saves the Day(fine) - Seduce a woman after you've watched her have a disagreement with her partner]

[Distributing reward: PUA Points + 500]

Ben put his hands at his sides and stuck his chest out, putting on a courageous expression as a hero on the side of justjizz

He knew he'd performed a valiant D'd...

Rescucking the damsel in need...

In fact, he believed it was quite noble of him. He was like Robin Hood, cleaning out the treasure room, stealing from Paul the b*tch and giving it to his whore.

...

[Congratulations! You've unlocked the Achievement: Cultivating the Dao of Plow(repeatable, rare) - Have sex with a new woman to completion]

[Distributing reward: PUA Points + 1000]

Sitting on his bed, Ben closed his eyes and recited the eternal mantra.

"I, your father"

"I, your grandfather"

"I, your ancestor"

"F*cked your daughter"

As the protagonist, he believed this was the key to bringing him to the next realmthe dao of faceslapping, and creating entertaining R-18 scenes...

[Congratulations! You've unlocked the Achievement: Chairman Netero of the Milf Hunter Association(repeatable, rare) - Attain a repeatable achievement for a sex act with a married woman]

[Distributing reward: PUA Points + 1000]

Ben stared at this a while, not understanding how the reference applied. After all, he wasn't an old pedophile who creeped on a blimp, looking for kids to play with his ball

Nor did Ben wear inappropriate tight clothing and have a horsetail whisk on his head like some kind of ancient metrosexual

However, the next message clarified things.

[Any lower-ranked achievements from the Royal Netori line have been invalidated]

After reading that, he understood! This was the upgraded version of another achievement he'd received in the past!

[Cuckmaster Chief of Netori(repeatable, fine) - Attain a repeatable achievement for a sex act with a woman in an ongoing relationship]

Although Ben couldn't get this one now, he didn't care! Because the one he received gave even more points! It was an upgrade!

He received a decree from the empire! They raised his social status by one level!

With pride, Ben raised his chin like an aristocrat! 'I wonder what kind of animal I should wear on my royal robes?' He used to qualify to wear a regal python. Now, perhaps he could upgrade to a two-c*cked dragon!

He didn't know though! He wasn't sure what they permitted! Because he was thinking nonsense!

Having reached the end of his achievements, Ben nodded with satisfaction. With the points here, his total came to 40,700. Although it was still some distance away from his goal of 50,000, his mood was good, because these points fell into his lap like a Tina-pie from sky

Not to mention, it wasn't the end, because besides this, there was something even more substantial waiting for himTina's booty chest!

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*Author's Note: You guys voted in 2 bonus chapters for this week, but for the other 5 days, I will increase chapter length by 50% so you won't be missing out on too much. Please keep voting for more chaps next week! The schedule's in the creator's thoughts.

Also, as for why the system gave Ben a challenge for Professor Tremblay but not Laura specifically despite them both seeing Ben doing something troublesome. It's because Paul isn't Ben's boss anymore. He couldn't fire him for a rumor like that, whereas the professor would have an easier time getting him in trouble.

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