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  3. Chapter 37

Chapter 37

Chapter 37: Smelly and Loud!



Translator: Henyee Translations  Editor: Henyee Translations



Qin Xi could tell that he was nervous. She took the initiative to hold his hand and squeeze it. She looked at him with a smile. “Don’t worry, I got your back!”


For some reason, Han Shi was comforted by her bright smile and nodded heavily.


Han Dazhu was furious. His face was fierce-looking as he shouted loudly, “Why are you being a prick? We’re just here to buy a tricycle, but you don’t even let us touch it. You look down on us and even hit us. My grandson was just protecting himself. Look at you, you’re howling like a pig being slaughtered.”


The crowd roared with laughter.


“You’re slandering me. You’re the ones who can’t afford it. I just asked a few questions and you started to hit me!”


The bald man rubbed his fists and said, “Let me tell you, you have to compensate me today. If you don’t, I’ll go to the police station.”


“I might as well tell you. I have an acquaintance in the police station. If you don’t compensate me, hmph…”


Han Dazhu’s face darkened and he was in a rage.


Seeing the bald man’s arrogant look, the corners of Qin Xi’s mouth curled up into a sinister smile. “Uncle, I advise you not to do that. Otherwise, you’ll regret it!”


“What the heck? I will regret it? Hahahaha, I’m dying of laughter. Come, tell me, how are you going to make me regret?” The bald man laughed crazily.


“Since you asked, you shall receive.”


Qin Xi revealed an innocent smile and went on, “Uncle, do you often feel a rumbling in your stomach? Your back is sore all the time. During the day, you feel lethargic, but as soon as the sky darkens, you feel vigorous.”


“How do you know?” The bald man asked, startled.


“I know a thing or two about Chinese medicine.” Qin Xi’s expression suddenly became serious as she continued. “Uncle, do you know that your illness is very serious?”


“Don’t you try to scare me. I’m in good health. When I went to the hospital for a checkup, the doctors said I’m perfectly fine.”


The bald man’s attitude was firm, but he was completely confident in what he said. This was because he was suffering from all the symptoms Qin Xi mentioned.


Qin Xi said confidently, “I knew you wouldn’t believe me. Then do you dare to try? If you do it, your illness will show immediately. Do you dare to try?”


The bald man said, “Sure! Tell me what to do!”


“Press the acupoint three inches below your stomach. Yes, lower and to the left. Yes, right there.”


Following Qin Xi’s instructions, the bald man pressed the acupoint and asked in confusion, “Then?”


“What’s the hurry? Put your hand into your clothes and place it on your stomach. Draw three circles clockwise and three circles counterclockwise,” Qin Xi instructed expressionlessly.


“Remember, press hard, or it won’t work!”


The bald man gritted his teeth and did as he was told. After doing it for half an hour, he did not find anything unusual with his body. He immediately flared up, “How dare you fool me?”


Qin Xi immediately pulled Han Dazhu and Han Shi back a few steps…


Just as the bald man finished shouting, his body tensed up and a loud fart came out.


This fart was smelly and loud. Those who were close to it almost passed out.


The people around him took a few steps back and looked at him in disdain.


The bald man’s face was flushed red, and he was trembling with anger. His eyes were red as he pointed at Qin Xi and cursed.


In the end…


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