Re,really?

Liu Yi had always felt that he was very unlucky, never did he imagined that someone good would happen to him.

For one, when he play online games, there are times when theres sweepstakes in games and whatnot; and he, Liu Yi, had never won anything.

For things such as luck, Liu Yi had already given up hope completely!

Nonsense, why would this lady lie to you?! Even though this lady is a fox, I am not a liar! Even fox have dignity, okay?

Okay okay okay

Liu Yi repeatedly nodded. Then what is the technique that big sister fox immortal is planning to teach me?...

Its a palm technique!

Palm technique? It sounds pretty weak

Liu Yi curled his lip. I thought that it would be something like Seven Injuries Fist, those scary sounding techniques...

The hell do you know!

Hearing Liu Yis disdainful attitude, Lin Tong immediately got angry.

Do you want to learn or not? If not, then so be it!

Learn, I want to learn!

Lin Tong was Liu Yis only backing!

If shes gone, Liu Yi really dont know what to do.

Humph, so you want to learn, well, I dont want to teach!

Said Lin Tong sticking out her lips.

Please don't!

Lin Yi immediately started apologizing. Big sister Fox Immortal, I currently have a lot of enemies, if you dont teach me techniques, I would be doomed!

Who cares about your enemies theyre but mere mortals, whats there to be afraid of?!

No, theres more. Earlier when I went outside, I met a white dressed beauty! Shes super powerful!

Lin Yis words suddenly surprised Lin Tong.

I felt that that female had a power inside her body. thats vaguely associated with the white stream of qi within my body. she said shell take you away and destroy my power!

Wha,what.

Fortunately, she grabbed my right hand and got caught I only managed to run back because of that.

Lin Tongs heart almost flew out of her!

That white dressed beauty...

Its most certainly the female immortal Gu Yu that she met last night!

Not good! The next time they encounter her, she would most certainly have been on guard and would not allow Liu Yi to run away so easily!

If I really was to be taken out from Liu Yis hand, I would most certainly be subdued by her and then refined into ashes!

That cant do! Absolutely not!

Other than the palm technique, I will also teach you an escaping technique!

Said Lin Tong quickly.

Really? Big sister fox immortal. you.. youre too nice to me

Liu Yi was incredibly moved.

Lin Tongs face reddened. She coughed twice and said.

Come, enter the spiritual knowledge field!

Wait a moment, I still have to start the washer!

Liu Yi rushed to start the washer. Fortunately the washer is fully automatic; once started, he didnt have to do anything else.

After starting the washer, Lin Yi sat on the toilet bowl and entered the spiritual knowledge field.

[TL: spiritual knowledge field was basically the same as Liu Yis subconscious.]

Inside the spiritual knowledge field, the human shaped Lin Tong had waited for him for a long time already.

Youre slow like a sissy! Hurry, I have to instill two techniques into you!

Instill into me?

Liu Yi blinked a few times.

Watch carefully!

Lin Tong suddenly outstretched her hands and placed them on Liu Yis temples.

Thump thump!

After two muddled sounds, numerous indistinct things suddenly influx into Liu Yis brain.

Liu Yis brain seemed to be gaining some knowledge!

This is the Great Initiation Technique, its the fastest way of technique disciples techniques in the cultivation world!

It seemed that it took a lot of strength to do this technique as the little fox was panting slightly after doing it.

However, Liu Yi did indeed gained two miraculous techniques in his brain!

One was Great Brilliant Sun Palm!

The other was Spirit Fox Steps!

That Great Brilliant Sun Palm should be the exceptional technique that the little fox spoke of.

Spirit Fox Steps should be the escape technique she spoke of!

Theyre both great stuff!

The Great Brilliant Sun Palm was divided into thirteen palm strikes! Each and every palm strike was incomparably miraculous! If you were to practice till the last palm strike, then you would have earth shattering powers!

That..that powerful

Of course! However, with your current strength, you could only practice the first palm strike! However, this first palm strike was still very powerful, it could triple your attack power to attack your enemy! It was the most fierce technique that you could currently practice!

Okay

Liu Yi nodded.

Then, following the practice method in his brain, he began to operate the red stream of qi within his body.

The red stream of qi followed a certain pattern and then finally arrived atop his right palm.

A sunlight pattern suddenly appeared on the hollow of Liu Yis right palm.

Liu Yi felt that his right hand was burning, he had a desire to send something out.

Come, hit me!

Lin Tong hooked at Liu Yi with her hand.

Ah? How..how could I hit you youre big sister fox immortal.

Enough with the rubbish, if I tell you to hit me then hit me!

No! Grandpa had said that men cannot hit women!

Fuck! This lady was only telling you to spar with me! You actually think that you can manage to hit me?!

I..I cant

Damn it! Youre a man! How could you say that you cant! Hurry up! This lady was only telling you to spar!

Lin Tong suddenly appeared in front of Liu Yi and then a slap came flying at Liu Yis face.

Liu Yi was shocked, subconsciously, he returned back with a strike from his hand.

That burning hot right hand came flying at Lin Tongs chest.

Pervert!

Scolded Lin Tong before using her arms to block her chest.

Boom!

A scarlet red wave of flame was shot out.

An enormous sun pattern appeared in the air; Lin Tongs silhouette was suddenly hit into disintegration, she was disappearing into the light.

Big sister fox immortal!"

Liu Yi was frightened to death, he almost cried out.

Lin Tong is dying!

What am I going to do?!

Not only would there be future troubles, I still havent repaid Lin Tong!

Big sister fox immortal, please dont scare me! Please dont die! What would I do if you died.

Dumbass, how would this lady die so easily?!

Lin Tongs voice suddenly sounded from behind Liu Yi.

Happily surprised, Liu Yi immediately turned around. Sure enough, Lin Tongs beautiful figure was floating behind him.

Liu Yi was deeply relieved.

Dear heavens...

This girl didnt die...

Thats good, thats very good...

Hahaha, look at your foolish scared appearance! This is the spiritual knowledge field, the me here was only an empty projection and be killed!

Liu Yi sat on the ground, he pat his chest and said.

So thats the case...you scared me to death.

You. cared that much about me?

Lin Tong stood there looking at the Liu Yi who was sitting on the ground. Her expression was somewhat strange.

Of course! Youre my big sister fox immortal!

Liu Yi climbed back up and said. Even though we only knew each other for a single day, but you were so good to me! So I must also be good to you! If something were to happen to you then, then.

Then what?

Then Ill die with you!

Pfff hee

Lin Tong suddenly started laughing.

Wh,why are you laughing?!

Liu Yi wave his little fist around. Youre looking down on me!

Im not, dumbass

Lin Tong pouted. Quickly, go back to practice! The first palm strike of the Great Brilliant Sun Palm, Desolate Flame, was awfully powerful. It could triple your attack power and release it, its an outstanding weapon for you to use against your enemies at your current stage!

Mmmm, I will most certainly practice it well!

Lin Yi held his fist, I will protect big sister fox immortal!

Dont call me big sister fox immortal! It makes me sound old!

Ah? Then what shall I call you?

Just call me by my name Lin Tong!

Okay, big sister fox immortal.

You big idiot! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Lin Tong let out a hysterical shriek of despair.

Big sister fox immortal are,are you okay?

Im about to go insane

Youre completely fine, why would you go insane

Asked Liu Yi, puzzled.

If this lady wants to go insane, then shell go insane, its none of your business!

Okay okay okay, none of my business, none of my business

You. so it became none of your business the moment I said its none of your business!

Ah? Then its my business, my business!

I am really going to go insane! Oh Heavens, are you deliberately tormenting me by seconding me this giant buffoon to me?....

Lin Tong wanted to cry but didnt have tears.

Liu Yi, on the other hand, was still standing there foolishly and rubbing the back of his head. He had absolutely no idea as to what just happened.

Why did Lin Tong got so irritable?

Did her great aunt came?

She wont be telling me to go buy her sanitary pads too right?....

I really really really dont want to buy it again.

Its so troublesome to be a woman.

Its even more troublesome to be a man who is considerate of women!

Im going to die from excess anger because of you! Go, try out the Spirit Fox Steps for me!

Oh, oh yes, right away

Liu Yi nodded.

The practice methods of the Spirit Fox Steps immediately appeared in Liu Yis mind.

The red stream of qi followed a certain pattern and then finally arrived at his legs

At this moment, Liu Yi felt that it was as if there were springs in his legs, they felt a lot lighter and full of elasticity.

The Spirit Fox Steps was a very profound footwork technique!

Lin Tong explained. In the early stages, it could only increase your speed and make you more agile. In the latter stages, you could accomplish things like what Im doing.

Lin Tong once again hooked at Liu Yi. Come, hit me.

Oh!

Liu Yis fist flew like the lighting and landed on Lin Tongs nose.

Boohoo you..why did you attack me out of nowhere

Lin Tong suddenly covered her nose and squatted on the floor in pain.

Ah? Didnt you tell me to hit you?

Lin Yi was surprised, he also squatted down to check out Lin Tongs injury. Didnt you say that this was my spiritual knowledge field, that youre a spiritual body here and wont get hurt?

Please! I need to switch between my spiritual body and my actual body. I still havent switched into my spiritual body! You. I hate you!

Lin Tong looked at the Liu Yi who was squatting on the floor. He had a deeply concerned expression. However, she currently only felt that hes very hateful!

Once this lady manage to get out, Im definitely going to remove your tendons, skin you and drink your blood!

I will certainly, certainly ruthlessly beat you up to vent my anger!