Chapter 904: How Many Babies Are You Going To Give Me?

As his voice faded, Luo Tian stumbled backward onto the ground and slowly closed his eyes.

Performance arts!

His acting was a bit over-exaggerated, but Luo Tian was sure his expression was better than some of the award-winning best actors!

He could faint whenever he wanted to!

“Pfttt~!”

The queen burst out into a giggle, and her cold expression instantly turned into a warm spring wind.

This giggle was definitely one that was capable of toppling countries and stealing lives.

The queen moved her sword and pointed it right at Luo Tian’s crotch. Her cold expression came back as she said, “If you continue pretending to have fainted, I’m going to chop that thing of yours off.”

“I’m fine now!”

“Ah? I somehow feel much better now!”

“Faint?”

“Did I just faint? How come I didn’t know?” Luo Tian quickly sat up and pretended he didn’t know what was going on. He had a serious expression on his face before asking this queen in confusion, “How are you now? Your face looks rosy, so that means the poison has cleared up. Now I feel relieved.”

The queen’s expression changed, “How did you suck out the poison from me?”

After asking that, her eyes were filled with killing intent.

Luo Tian stood up and kept pretending he didn’t know anything. “Suck? I didn’t suck anything. I used my hands to squeeze it out. I know that men shouldn’t be touching women indiscriminately. If I were really to help you suck out the poison, there’s no way you would be able to get married. But that’s fine too since I…”

Before Luo Tian could finish, the woman revealed a cold smile. “If I kill you, no one would know about it, right?”

“Huh?”

Luo Tian was stunned by those words. His cultivation couldn’t beat this queen, and the cold noble aura coming from her had completely suppressed him. He just happened to see two fishes nearby and immediately changed the subject. “You should be hungry. I will go grill some fish for you.”

Luo Tian immediately started gathering the leftover dry wood to set up a campfire.

He didn’t even glance at the queen.

The queen stared at Luo Tian the entire time until the delicious smell of grilled fish wafted throughout the cave. Her stomach couldn’t help but start making gurgling sounds while she kept swallowing back her saliva.

Luo Tian sprinkled some of his seasonings on the grilled fish, and the smell turned into an existence capable of stirring one’s hunger from the depths of their body.

The queen looked off to the side.

Her body continued to release her cold noble aura as she didn’t look at the grilled fish. She was actually using all her strength to control her stomach, but it kept making gurgling sounds. She had been hunted by the Sky Devil Sect for a full sixteen days and hadn’t eaten anything the entire time. Even though her current cultivation allowed her not to eat for a full month, the smell of the grilled fish made her unable to endure an inexplicable hunger.

Luo Tian handed over a grilled fish to the queen, “Go ahead and eat it.”

The queen didn’t move.

Luo Tian then said, “Forget it if you don’t want to eat. I will eat it myself.”

After saying that, Luo Tian started eating with relish. He tore off a layer of charred aromatic skin and waved it in front of the queen. “Wow, this grilled fish is too delicious! The smell is truly irresistible!”

Luo Tian asked the queen once more, “Are you really not going to eat?”

The queen faintly moved and was just about to reach out, but Luo Tian pretended not to see her move and swallowed the skin. “I’ll eat if you don’t want to.”

“Munch~, munch~, munch~…”

“So good! It tastes so good!”

“You…”

The queen instantly became pissed as she glared at Luo Tian. She then ripped the grilled fish out of Luo Tian’s hand and said, “Did I say I wasn’t going to eat?! Humph~!”

Her tone was like she was commanding Luo Tian.

This was undoubtedly the aura of a queen!

The queen didn’t act like a lady eating small bites. She directly bit off large chunks of meat and ate without caring how hot the fish was.

Luo Tian was stunned before exclaiming, “Wait! Don’t eat it! Don’t eat…”

The queen glared at Luo Tian, “You want me to stop eating? Then I will continue eating in your face, humph~!”

Luo Tian sighed, “What should I do then?”

The queen asked, “What’s going on?”

Luo Tian replied, “You are eating my saliva…”

“Aggghh~!”

“You…!”

“You bastard!” The queen instantly scolded in anger. She wanted to spit out the fish in her mouth, but the grilled fish was too delicious. Even if she wanted to spit it out, her stomach was protesting and wanted her to swallow it. She could only glare at Luo Tian with thoughts of killing him.

However, it didn’t end there.

Luo Tian scratched his head and pretended to be an idiot. “My mother said that if a woman eats a man’s saliva, they will get pregnant. You just ate my saliva, so you will have my baby. Don’t worry; I will take responsibility for it. Even if you don’t want me, I hope you can still give birth to the child while I will raise the child alone…”

“Aggghhh~!”

The queen was about to go insane.

She really wanted to kill Luo Tian!

She really, really wanted to!

She had never felt such strong emotions to kill someone before.

She stared at Luo Tian while her teeth were making cracking noises from being clenched so tightly. She chewed a few times and swallowed the fish meat, and naturally went for another bite.

Luo Tian said foolishly, “You just ate my saliva again. Are you hoping to give me twins?”

“I…”

“You…”

“Do you really want to die that badly?!”

The queen’s cold sword moved and was pointed at the center of Luo Tian’s forehead.

Luo Tian was laughing his head off internally, “It’s rather interesting watching this queen get angry, hahaha… hahaha…”

After being pointed at by the sword, Luo Tian revealed a pitiful expression and said, “It’s fine if I die, but what about the child in your stomach? As the baby’s mother, you’re going to raise it with love and care, right?”

“I’m going to kill you!” The queen screamed like she had gone berserk.

Just when she really was going to go berserk, Luo Tian reverted back to his normal expression and said, “I’m going to go get you some water. There are black smudges around your mouth from the food, making you look like a little kitten.”

Luo Tian immediately ran out of the cave after saying that. It was as if the previous conversation never happened.

The queen was dumbstruck and had frozen in place. Her brain couldn’t process what had just happened. When she saw Luo Tian running off out of the cave, she looked at the fish in her hand and gulped back some saliva.

Just when she took another bite, Luo Tian poked his head into the cave as he chuckled, “You just ate another mouthful of my saliva, so are you planning on giving me triplets? I told you not to eat it, but you keep eating it. It really looks like you want to have my child. Tell me, exactly how many babies do you want to give birth to? Did you really fall for me?”

After saying that, Luo Tian’s legs started running like crazy. All you could hear was him laughing in joy, “Hahaha…”

“I dare you to come back here!”

“Humph~!”

The queen was dumbstruck by Luo Tian’s antics and just stood there. When Luo Tian disappeared, she finally burst out laughing and nearly fell to the ground.

This was the first time in over ten years that she had laughed this happily.