Visitors

Several days after Shikina wrote the letter, a certain big shot came to our inn.

So, just as I was about to take my siesta, Ichika came to get me to greet the person at our inns reception area.

Long time no see, Kehma-san. It looks like youre doing well.

She was loud that is, the forty or fifty kilos of silvery full plate body armor she wore was loud.

Standing, she was a wall. Sitting, she was a fortress. When she walked, she looked like someones moving castle.

The First Chivalric Knight Orders Commander and direct subordinate to the White Goddess (Haku-san), she was Sally-san, the living armor.

Moreover, lacking a helmet, she was showing off the stiffly beautiful face she had when she was humanized.

The feeling she gives off is definitely difference from that in-training disappointing elf.

Sally-san. For you to come to our inn so abruptly, did something happen?

What, my superior just said that I should rest my blade for a while and take a personal vacation. Well, I did come to see how my former subordinates doing, too.

Looking at the timing, Id judge that as a lie.

But the situation was such that I couldnt conclude it was a lie for sure.

Hey, Sally. Theres an onsen here! I wanna get in it. With you, if possible.

We cant, Plume. The onsen here is separated into men and women, but from what I heard from my superior, there is a bath in the suite here, so we can get in that together

Yeah, Sally-san brought her boyfriend.

It was doubtful whether or not he was actually a man at a glance, but Sally-sans bashful look whenever she looked at him screamed BOYFRIEND transgender? Or maybe hes a futa like Setsuna?

Either way, you would wear something as serious as your armor while on a vacation?

Its basically part of my body, so I actually feel more calm with it on.

Let alone part of her body, its her body. I knew that already.

But its weird for her non-dungeon-related boyfriend to not see it as strange at all.

Your boyfriends okay with it?

Sally is strong, so shell be able to defend and protect me. Besides, that just means Im the only one who knows what Sallys like without it, you know? Right, Sally?

Y-Yeah! Ill defend Plume with all I have, so theres nooooothing to worry about! Ufufufu!

Wooow, shes super lovestruck.

Plume was much shorter than Sally-san, so he had to stand on his tip-toes and stretch to pat her head. Sally-san being bashful sounded like a rock slide due to her armor.

The suites fine, but dont break the floor alright? Guess Ill reinforce it just in case.

With that, likely hearing from what was happening, Shikina turned up.

Sally-sama! My apologies for not writing you in so long!

Oh, looks like youre doing well too. I read your letter, Shikina.

Sir!Err, today is your reply, I take it?

No, Im on vacation. Incidentally, my response is [No]. I want you to become stronger, thats why I referred you here.

If I had my lie detecting magic tool right now, itd probably be shining red.

I wonder if she asked if she was here as a honey trapper in that letter?

Also, for her to say that in front of the person who actually was a honey trap as well as the person she was being a honey trap for

Is that so I distrusted you, my apologies.

It doesnt matter, thats actually proof that youre growing Ah, heres replacement writing paper. Im giving you several, so please let me know about how youre doing when the time comes. Ill give you some to use for whenever Wataru shows up, too. So please send one every month.

Sir! Thank you, Sally-sama!

She understands that shes supposed to contact her regularly.

By the way, who is that woman?

Hes my boyfriend.

M-My apologies!! He seems so delicate that the wind might blow him over!

Yes, so Im doing my best to hold him down so that he doesnt fly away.

That wasnt a good praise, Shikina. Well, it looks like it worked out either way though.

Hey, Shikina. Show Sally-san to her room. The suite.

Sir! Understood!

Fufu, Shikina. How has Kehma-san been treating you?

I have been taught many things by Master. I have become able to do multiplication and division!

Are you planning on being a civil servant? Well, its better than not being able to I guess?

Shikina took Sally-san and that boyfriend of hers back into the inn.

Guess Ill sleep?

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I woke up. Aaah, such a good sleep~

Once I awoke from my catnap and went into the inn, Rei greeted me.

Master, you woke up? A customer is coming.

Hmm? Yeah, Sally-san? I know.

No, a different customer.

Something else? I inclined my head.

Its not a guest for the inn, is it?

Correct. It is a customer for Master. Meat-senpai is currently greeting them.

Two things in one day, how rare.

But Meats doing it? Who is it? No way, did Misha come along as well?

Shes a blue-haired girl named Maidence, she said shes here from Sia.

Crap, I totally forgot about what happened in Sia.

Rather, its already been a month? I take it this is about the contracts completion?

Lets see, wheres she waiting?

The parlor.

Ill go there now.

I headed to the parlor. Well, just next to it at least.

As I approached the parlor, I heard Maidence and Meat talking.

Maidences voice was somewhat excited.

U-Umm, Kurinu-sama. It hurts if you do it so rough like that.

Muu, its difficult to do it like that how about this?

Aah, its starting to feel even better nnn

What, shes giving a massage?

I knocked on the door and entered.

Hey, Im coming in!? S-Sorry!

And what I witnessed was Maidence in a very unladylike position. I dashed back out of the room and closed the door.

Catching my breath on the other side of the door, I heard Maidence call over from inside.

U-Umm? Kehma-sama, whats the matter?

No uhh, sosorry. I didnt think that it was going to be a foot massage.

Yeah. I caught a glimpse, a glimpse of Maidences bare feet.

No matter how young Maidence is, shes already at a marriageable age. Shes at the point that Id have to take responsibility. That was close.

H-Haah that certainly may have been immodest.

The noises were alright, but you shouldnt do that in the parlor.

I was thoughtless. Goshujin-sama, I will tidy up immediately.

Eh, Kuroinu-sama? Was that so immodest?

Meat tidied up very matter-of-factedly despite Maidences confusion.

You can enter now.

When I entered the room again, Mai was sitting on the sofa and putting her shoes back on. Hoh.

Ah, Im just now seeing it, but shes here with a maid. Well, theres no way she wouldve come alone.

Well, Maidence-sama. What business do you have?

Please call me Mai, Kehma-sama.

Mai-sama. You came for some reason, yes?

Yes.

Saying that, Maidence took out a single glass bottle from her storage.

It was a blood red liquid and it seemed disgusting for some reason.

This is?

Yes, it is the thing father said you desired, Kehma-sama. With this, the engagement can happen without issue.

A drug I desired? The heck?

Its the drug that makes ones sex uncertain, [Futanaru]. 1

What? Sorry, could you run that by me again? I dont think I heard you right.

Its the drug that makes ones sex uncertain, [Futanaru].

Makes ones sex uncertain, then what?

[Futanaru].

I thought I was hearing things, but it looks like she really did bring some weird drug for some reason.

But what I want to know is the f*ck?

Could someone tell me whats going on?