Charmed

Ah, I wound up defeating Suira instantly.

But this feeling really is comfortable ah!? Why am using one that takes her arm!?

Why didnt I choose a technique that holds her legs!? Im such an idiot!

What, just

I tripped you then held you in an arm bar its just a technique for one on one combat.

Kuh, l-let go of me.

Sure.

Suira asked me to release her, so I did.

Fufufu, now I can use a technique that lets me hold her legs. Suira, what a thoughtful woman you are.

So then, what next?

Tch, for everyones sake, I cant lose here!

So you have to defeat me? Pfft, sure, why not. I give up.

Nn?

Theres not really any meaning behind winning or losing here anyway.

So dont we just call it my loss? Hmm? Suiras looking at me strangely. She said that she couldnt afford to lose, so why isnt she happy about winning?

Hmmm a womans heart is mysterious.

Please spin in a circle and wave your hand.

Sure. Like this?

I dont really get it, but if Suira wants me to, why not?

I spun around and waved as Suira told me to.

He got charmed?

Please wait, Onee-sama. I just checked that earlier. He might still be acting.

Then, umm then could you sign the contract from a moment ago?

Those upturned eyes are unfair! Cmon, now I just have to sign it!

Got it This good?

I signed the document that Suira held out to me once again. By the way, although I cant write the characters of this worlds language even though I can read them, Im now able to write a few words a bit shoddily with the glove-type golem I made with Rokukos collaboration. My names one of the words.

Suira looked at the document Id passed back to her and checked to see if I really signed it. Hmm? She looks like a deer stuck staring at headlights. Her face looks great like that too.

We did it?

A-amazing, Onee-sama! You even charmed a man of a different preference!

No, thats not it, Michiru. This man doesnt appear to be a lolicon.

Ah, come to think of it, they were mistaking me for a lolicon, werent they? Seriously, Im having to deny it all the time. Whos spreading rumors like that?

Its the fault of that rumor that Suira had such a strange misunderstanding about me Ill have to figure out whos doing it and shut them down next time.

Village Chief, tell me a secret that you cant tell anyone.

Hmm? A secret that no one can know like what you two are?

Correct. Oh, please ignore that thing about Michiru.

Got it. So a secret I cant tell anyone huh?

A secret I cant tell anyone huh, thats pretty hard. If it were a big secret itd have to be the dungeon, but I can talk to Rokuko and the others about it and they all know about my earth mage Narikin mast.

In other words, it has to be a secret I cant even talk to Rokuko about do I have something like that? Hmm, I have to think of something so that I can tell Suira about it

In truth I still dont really know the meaning of the word partner, but recently, my partner, Rokuko, has been casually getting into my personal space. Its a bit scary

Yep, thats a secret I cant even talk to Rokuko about. Now its a secret I share with Suira.

Are you head over heels for her? [1]

Fufu, so youre asking that? Its alright, Suira is the only one in my heart.

That makes me so happy. Is there nothing else then? A fetish you cant tell anyone perhaps?

Hmm, a fetish I cant tell anyone about. Thats hard

Are you a lolicon?

No.

I am a foot fetishist, but its not like Im hiding it. Rather, Im pretty open about it. I even tell Rokuko I am whenever it comes up. And it feels like Meat knows something about it since she occasionally forgets her socks in my room.

So as for something I cant tell anyone hmm, it really is hard. It doesnt feel like Ive had much of a libido since becoming a Dungeon Master in the first place?

But! If Suira is asking for it, a man must answer!

Ah, right. Recently, Ive felt a bit nice when I turn into a little girl.

You like cross dressing?

Something like that? I mean, its a bit fun to be cute.

Hmm, that truly is a weakness

Weakness? I dont really know if that is one, but Suira seems to be happy so its all good.

It might be fun to transform into Suira and make out with her.

Ive also been thinking that female bonding might be good recently.

Really? Then how about next time I turn you into a girl and tease you? It would be a sensation you cant taste in reality.

Thatd be awesome. Ill look forward to it.

I can actually use [Super Transformation] to become a girl in reality too, but a proper man wouldnt resist a womans advances, probably? I think. Definitely. Maybe.

So then, what do you hate?

My sleep being obstructed. If someone does that for something that has no reason related to me, Ill recognize them as an enemy and crush them. Anyone who disturbs my sleep is an enemy.

This question was an easy one. Fufufu, but I wouldnt mind if you woke me up yeah? Being able to hear Suiras voice would be plenty enough of a reason maybe itd be just barely enough? No, thats actually difficult. Id have to think about it even if it were Suira.

What have you done to people that did?

I think I had the dungeon eat them? Those are some good memories.

Yep, those bandits were great nourishment. Well, thats the feeling I got when I asked Rokuko about it.

Huh? Suira, did you just pull a bit away?

Ah, sorry. Did I scare you?

N-no. Its nothing, Im alright.

If so, okay.

Onee-sama. Isnt this person dangerous? Hes killed people?

This about it from another angle, Michiru. This will be a weakness.

Its not like I really did it myself, but well, she can turn my dungeon into a weakness? Yep, as expected of Suira. Theres nothing I can add to that either.

Well, this much should be enough. So then, Village Chief-san, go back to your room and forget everything about us until we meet again. That we were here is a secret as well but you will agree to having signed this contract.

Got it. Ill head back to my room then.

Thats a good boy. Ill give you a reward.

When Suira said that, she brought her face close to mine

and, gently meeting my lips with hers, nimbly inserted her tongue.

Her soft and sweet tongue made it feel like my hips were going to give out I somehow endured it.

My hearts beating like a drum in my chest. Im sure that my face is beat red too.

puah. M-my legs arent working.

Puah. Oh? How cute For you to get like this from a simple kiss, youre unexpectedly innocent arent you?

P-please dont look so much. Its embarrassing.

Oh? Havent you done something horrible to your Partner-san? Huhu.

What? Rokuko has nothing to do with it

After that, I walked back to the inn.

Then, as she told me to, I forgot about Suira and Michiru.

Footnotes:

The original line says noroke kashira?, where noroke is like up playing/speaking fondly about your significant other. Basically, Are you gushing about your love life right now? I dont think that has the same feeling as the raw, though, so I altered the line a bit. Further input from anyone familiar with it would be appreciated.