Death by Working!?

Menu! Wait!? Not now! Cancel! Undo!

Opening a semitransparent window in the air, the blonde-haired loli Rokuko yells at it, but there doesnt seem to be any particular response. Ah, shes already annoying to my ears. This is why kids are

Oi, quiet down a bit since youre being noisy. Rather, shut up.

W-what, ordering

Silence.

Yeah, I see, Im the dungeon master. And what the master says is absolute huh. Fufufu.

Though I didnt plan for it, perhaps the elegant life of [Not having to work] has fallen upon me?

Right, I dont especially have to work. Ill let this blonde loli girl do the work and Ill spend my life sleeping freely away from worldly cares!

Yeah, although it was incredible to imagine it was a waste.

All the same, its like this little girl said. Thinking with common sense

Fully enjoying life by sleeping as much as I want is what I desire from the bottom of my heart, but I feel that depending on a woman that wasnt my senior and was the same age as me at most is its dubious if her age is even two digits, this girl.

Leeets see, menu? Oh, it seriously came out. Leeets see, whatre these

A semitransparent window came out in response to my words okay, its a menu window. Ordering it like this is easy to understand. It was divided into three things.

Labyrinth

Subordinates

DP

It was in a polite speech no, could I just understand the words like that thanks to God? Its probably like that.

! !

Oh, Rokuko is glaring at me with a somewhat amazing glare. Hahah, even if a little girl glares at me, its just too cute! I pat her head. Oh, shes even more angry now. She shouted something silently.

If you have something to say, speak.

Trash! Stupid! I-I finally have my voice back, you idiot! What did you do!

Yeah, Rokuko is an idiot, you idiot. Apparently Im your master, in other words it looks Im the dungeon master now.

Cancel it!

Why?

I-I-Im the greatest! So! Obey me!

The blonde-haired little girl looked this way with teary eyes while her face became deep red in anger this is becoming a problem.

I get it, shes an idiot.

Whos an idiot!

Oops, I said that out loud. But thinking about it why did you summon me?

Thats to make you a dungeon monster.

In other words, if I obey you Ill have to fight as a dungeon monster, and die if I fail. Rather, I would probably die without failing too. Though I like to sleep, Id like to avoid entering an eternal sleep at my age.

W-well thats how it is for dungeon monsters and moreover you are weak

Calling me Keima is fine.

Nn, understood Kehma gu, I cant oppose!

For now, Ill check out the dungeon. Looking for a bed would be good.

I chose [Labyrinth] from the menu. Though I moved it like a touch panel, I guess it works with voice recognition too.

Well, the state of the dungeon displayed before me, and I froze.

Oi, why is there nothing but one entrance, passage, and room?

The plan was to get a monster first! I heard that was the strongest way.

O-oh, inside this dungeon is are bandits different from monsters?

Ah, those are intruders!

Thats right, even if I looked at the dungeon map there was an indicator for something enemy-ish on it.

Where is this place! Arent we in the dungeon!?

This is the master room inside the dungeon core. Well, a different dimension? Kind of?

Well in other words, inside Rokuko?

Ah, yeah. I feel its inside my main body wait, whats with that, that obscene expression pervert.

Rokukos cheeks blushed slightly while she looked at me with disgusted eyes. Thats a terrible false accusation. I want to demand an apology and compensation. But Ill confirm the important thing first.

From what I see, the dungeon core in the room where the bandits are gathering?

Even if I looked, thats how it is.

Why?

Eh, the dungeon core is ineffective if it isnt installed in the dungeon you know? Thats common sense.

I have a headache.

When the dungeon core isnt set up in the dungeon, its ineffective.

The dungeon only has one room.

Therefore, the dungeon core is installed in that room.

And there are about eight bandits inside the dungeon cores room.

Well? Isnt this checkmate? Am I starting second right off the bat?

Thats why I used the last of the DP to summon a monster and kick out the bandits. Then Kehma appeared. A weakling appearing was a mistake, but it cant be returned now

Yeah, so though I want to go back to my original world its useless?

Impossible. No, since you were summoned its not absolutely unreasonable, but the DP is probably overwhelmingly insufficient?

DP stands for dungeon points, [Its possible!] is what I was told.

Well then its good for now.

Though Im the dungeon master, what happens if the dungeon core is destroyed?

Well, youll die you know? Since the master and core are two as one, youll be in the same boat.

Dying would be bad

Its alright, since if the master dies the core will be fine.

Then isnt that two as one thing just a one way road!?

Ah, yeah, though well its okay, I wont die yet. Yeah.

How!?

These bandits, though its been ten days since they made this cave their base, they havent come to destroy the dungeon core.

Eh?

By the way, the dungeon core is about the size of a basketball. The walls and floor of this room also appear to be glowing. Furthermore the dungeon in contrast wasnt lit well, that is to say its rare it wasnt found. Or perhaps I should say its amazing it was put like that to stand out.

So, its alright. Besides, though the current intruders arent giving much DP, some is coming in.

Will it really be okay?

No, it probably wont be okay. Since she tried to summon a monster by using DP.

Got it. By the way, how does DP increase?

Well

Gathering it all up,

1. Natural recovery from the land (This is the basic 10 DP per day)

2. Maintaining the state of an intruder in the dungeon (Depends on the strength of intruder)

3. Killing an intruder (Depends on the strength of the intruder)

4. Offering a corpse (Depends on the original strength of the corpse)

5. Offering treasure (Depends on the treasure)

Thats how it is.

By the way, it seems to take 20 DP to summon a goblin.

If it was like normal you could summon one every other day, but with the eight bandits lodging in the dungeon for the past ten days, that was apparently +80 DP more per day.

Well, with the 900 DP gained during these ten days that the bandits have controlled the cave and putting it together with the other 100 DP, becoming 1000 DP, she played monster gachapon.

I see, if it cost fifty times more than a goblin she thought it would be stronger than fifty goblins huh. But you can lose in gachapon. Or maybe you could call me the grand prize? Well, even though she called it gachapon it was probably just the automatic translation I have mixed feelings about this. Rare.

Additionally, there are several ranks of gachapon: 100, 1000, 10000 it goes up by a factor of ten each time, with no upper limit. The 1000 DP gachapon that I came from was second from the bottom.

Rumors say goblins can come from 10000 DP gachapon and a dragon from 1000 DP. The probability increase with the price, a basic luck game huh?

Why not a dragon!

No, it wouldnt be off even if a goblin appeared, arent you just aiming too high?

This blonde-haired lolis ego was next level stuff. Not even Im the center of the world you know? Something so convenient doesnt actually happen. Though I just want to sleep, I was summoned into another world to work.

Well, the remaining DP is 9?

Just when shed reached 1000 DP she pulled the lever. Now were flat-out broke.

Looking at the catalog from the DP on the menu, I cant even summon a goblin with 9 DP.

Dragons? Even the weakest version starts at 100000 DP, madam. Haha, someone that thought they could get one with 1000 DP is just too much of an idiot.

Looking at the everyday items page, there were a few that could appear with 9 DP.

Alright, Ive decided.

What is it, Kehma?

Using up 5 DP, I summoned a [Buckwheat Pillow].

Im going to sleep.

Eh, wai-!?

While I sleep, please be quiet. Good night.

Yeah, this is very convenient. Next thing I summon will be a [Futon].

10000 DP for a [Heavenly Pillow] and 100000 DP for a [Top Quality Futon].

While I laid down closing my eyes, the yapping voice slowly faded out.