Chapter 309: Entering the Goat Village

Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation  Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation

Zhao Hao looked at the interface in front of him and hesitated for a long time. In the end, he chose to simulate it.

No matter what, the Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf Universe’s level of danger was definitely not high. There should not be any life-threatening danger.

“System, start the simulation.”

[Ding! The Myriad Worlds Simulator has been activated.]

[On the first day, you descended on the Green Grassland as a mortal. The air here was fresh, and the environment was beautiful, which refreshed you. Considering the task you had to complete, you determined a direction and set off on the road to find the Goat Village.

[Walking on the prairie, your appearance quickly attracted the attention of many animals.

[Soon, a very familiar character appeared in front of you, the well-muscled Tiger.

[Tiger looked at you arrogantly and pointed at you. “Kid, yes, I’m talking about you. What’s your name? Are you a monkey? How come I’ve never seen you before?”

[He was very confused. Humans didn’t exist in this world, so, understandably, he considered you a monkey.

[You looked at Tiger’s muscular body and compared your battle prowess. You realized it would be difficult for you to beat Tiger, so you decisively admitted defeat.

“Aren’t you the muscular Tiger? Yes, I’m a monkey. Tiger, can I learn how to exercise from you?” you said very solicitously.

[Tiger was taken aback, and his originally vigilant expression instantly disappeared. A proud expression replaced it.

“Hahaha, you have good taste, unlike them. They can’t appreciate the beauty of fitness at all. You’re not bad. Come with me in the future.”

[After your flattery, Tiger was very pleased. He felt you were his friend, so he took you in as his little brother and brought you home.]

…

[The next day, before the sun rose, you were woken up by Tiger. He took you out for a run. You were in a daze as you ran across the Green Grassland. For a moment, you didn’t know if your choice was right or wrong…

[Tiger’s running speed is extremely fast. With your mortal body, it would be difficult for you to keep up with Tiger’s pace. Fortunately, Tiger was also very understanding. After running for a while, he took you to Big Humphrey’s home, the head of the Green Grassland, and registered you in the Green Grassland.

[You were smart enough to ask Big Humphrey if you could stay in the Goat Village since you didn’t have a place to stay.

[Since Big Humphrey saw that you were an honest monkey and considered that monkeys were vegetarians, he allowed you to live in the village.

[Then, under the reluctant eyes of Tiger, you followed Big Humphrey to the mission location, the Goat Village.

[At the Goat Village…

[The village was surrounded by tall iron fences. Any carnivorous animal that wanted to enter the village had to climb over the fences. There was also a tall watchtower at the gate for reconnaissance.

[It could be said that the Goat Village’s overall structure was very reasonable. In this Green Grassland that stretched as far as the eye could see, it could be considered the most perfect village.

[You and Big Humphrey arrived at the gate of the Goat Village.

[Looking through the iron gate, one would find that the village was very quiet. There were no goats outside, nor were any goats on duty at the gate. This made one suspicious.

‘Could it be that Wolffy happened to come over to catch the goat at this time? It shouldn’t be…’

“Are there any goats here?”

[With Big Humphrey’s shout, a figure stood up from the watchtower.

“Who is it? Who is it? Who dares to disturb the Lazy King’s sleep?”

[A familiar voice entered your ears. The number one trash of the Green Grassland, the Lazy Goat, appeared in your field of vision.

“It’s me. Open the gate. I have something to discuss with your village elder.”

[Big Humphrey had a calm personality and did not put on any high and mighty airs as he spoke to Lazy.

[Only then did Lazy look down from the watchtower. When he saw that it was Big Humphrey, the chief of the Green Grassland, he quickly walked down the watchtower and opened the gate for you and Big Humphrey.

[Just like that, you successfully entered the Goat Village that Wolffy had dreamed of.

[In the chief’s office…

[The village elder said with difficulty, “Big Humphrey, our village is full of goats, yet you suddenly arranged a monkey…”

“Aiya, he wants to live in your Goat Village. Don’t push him away. Monkeys don’t eat goats, either. Also, I remember that monkeys eat grass too.”

[Big Humphrey looked at you with an uncertain expression.

[You directly picked up a handful of grass from the plate beside you and put it in your mouth.

“It tastes good, tomato flavor…”

“You really do eat grass,” said the village elder. He then allowed you to live in the village.

[Slowy said to you in a serious tone, “We don’t have any empty houses here, so you need to build one yourself. But don’t worry, I can get the children to help you. By the way, do you know how to cook? If you want to live in our village, you have to have some skills.”

[You had already made full preparations before the simulation. Opening a shop in the Goat Village was actually one of your choices.

“Village elder, I know how to make pastries. Why don’t you let me open a dessert shop in the Goat Village?”

“A dessert shop? Pastries? I want to eat… I want to eat…”

[Lazy, who was about to fall asleep, suddenly jumped up after hearing your words. He ran up to you and hugged your leg.

“Okay, okay, okay. I’ll treat you to cake when I finish building the house.”

[You knew the most effective way to deal with Lazy. As expected, Lazy immediately ran out of Slowy’s office after you said that to summon other goats to help you build the house.

[In the Goat Village, there was always spare wood. After all, the houses often broke down and needed to be repaired.

[You chose a very obvious location and began your grand plan of opening a shop in the Goat Village.

[Soon, under Lazy’s lead, familiar characters appeared in front of you.

[Your ordinary and approachable appearance didn’t arouse any suspicion from any goat. Even the smartest goat drooled at the delicious dessert you described.

[As for the scheming b*tch, the green tea girl, Mae, her eyes were filled with stars. She was asking if she could help you to make dessert.

[In order to maintain a good image, you agreed to all the goats’ requests.

[Finally, after the hard work of you and the other goats, a beautiful dessert house appeared in the Goat Village.

[There was no lack of living necessities in the village, be it an electric rice pot or a refrigerator. Slowy was very enthusiastic about preparing the tools needed to make desserts.

[And you, under the expectations of the goats, skillfully made a strawberry fruit cake with a thick layer of cream for them.

[A dessert that you had learned to make in real life conquered all the goats.]