Chapter 29: Torturing singles

Translator: Atlas Studios  Editor: Atlas Studios

Su Xiaoyu blinked her eyes and looked curiously at Lin Fan’s reaction. She held a cucumber in her hand and took a small bite. It tasted delicious.

“Xiaoyu!!!” Xia Wanqiu’s face was slightly red as she glared at Su Xiaoyu and started to tickle Su Xiaoyu’s waist.

“Yaya, it’s so itchy, wuwuwu, I just said what Sister Wanqiu is thinking.” Su Xiaoyu giggled, looking aggrieved.

“If you tickle me, I’ll tickle you too ~” Su Xiaoyu bit the cucumber and placed her hand on Xia Wanqiu’s waist.

“Xiaoyu, don’t spout nonsense. I don’t remember saying that.” Xia Wanqiu tilted her head to the side, her face slightly red.

Even she did not know why she had such a big reaction.

She had just told Lin Fan yesterday that whoever liked Lin Fan was a pig. If she admitted that she liked him, she would be a pig and she would be laughed at by Lin Fan for a long time.

“Aiyah, since you didn’t say it, so be it. Those are your heartfelt words.” Su Xiaoyu took another bite of the cucumber and looked at Lin Fan’s reaction cutely.

“Lin Fan, Sister Wanqiu is so pretty. Do you like her?” Su Xiaoyu looked at Lin Fan and asked.

“Who would like her? She has small breasts.” Lin Fan looked at Xia Wanqiu and complained.

“!!!” Xia Wanqiu stood up in anger.

If her fans heard this, they would probably explode in anger.

Her body proportions were perfect, and… her breasts were huge, too. Smelly Lin Fan actually called her breasts small again.

Damn it, damn it, looking for trouble!

“Aiya, so you like women with big breasts. Then I have no chance. After all, they have small breasts.”

“But Sister Wanqiu is so big.” Su Xiaoyu helplessly touched her flat chest, her beautiful eyes looking at Xia Wanqiu as she giggled.

“Xiaoyu, watch your image. If you spout nonsense again, I won’t bring you out again.” Xia Wanqiu looked at Su Xiaoyu and pinched her face.

“Sister Wanqiu, you’re blushing.” Su Xiaoyu was not to be outdone and touched Xia Wanqiu’s face.

“No, I didn’t.” Xia Wanqiu pouted and put on a fierce look.

Xia Wanqiu felt wronged and angry, but what else could she do other than scratch Su Xiaoyu?

That hateful Su Xiaoyu, I must scratch her when I get back!

“What do you want to eat?” Lin Fan smiled. Looking at Xia Wanqiu and Su Xiaoyu, he had to get back to the main topic.

“I’ll eat you.” Xia Wanqiu glared at Lin Fan with a fierce expression.

“Oh, I want to eat Yangzhou fried rice, spicy and sour noodles, smashed cucumbers, smoked chicken, Sauteed sweet corn with pine nuts, Kung Pao chicken, fish-flavored shredded pork, sweet and sour pork ribs, sour and spicy shredded potatoes and tomato egg soup ~” Su Xiaoyu’s eyes lit up when she heard Lin Fan ask her what she wanted to eat.

Delicious food!

There was finally something delicious!

As a foodie, it was rare for her to sneak out. How could she not eat something delicious?

If the food here wasn’t delicious, Su Xiaoyu would ignore Lin Fan. She didn’t care if Lin Fan was handsome or not. She only wanted to eat so much delicious food.

Xia Wanqiu swallowed her saliva after hearing so many delicious names.

I really… want to eat them all.

“Can I add a braised fish?” Xia Wanqiu looked at Lin Fan.

Lin Fan sweated and said, “You two ordered eleven dishes at once?”

Xia Wanqiu nodded and looked at Su Xiaoyu. “Miaomiao, are you a pig? How can you finish so much food in one go? Lin Fan has to work for a long time just to cook. It’s very tiring.”

Su Xiaoyu raised her beautiful eyes and looked at Xia Wanqiu and Lin Fan. “Hmph, you still dare to say you don’t like him? You’re already so protective of him. You two are a couple singing a tune!”

Lin Fan and Xia Wanqiu said at the same time, “No.”

Su Xiaoyu stuck out her tongue. “Really? Your chemistry is so good!”

Lin Fan and Xia Wanqiu continued at the same time, “We really didn’t.”

Lin Fan looked at Xia Wanqiu. You stole my lines!

Xia Wanqiu glared at Lin Fan fiercely and stomped her feet. It was you who stole my lines!

They turned to each other, ignoring each other.

“Alright, alright. Aiya, it’s already past 520. I’m going out for a meal. Why are you two still abusing singles? Singles can’t be hurt,” Su Xiaoyu said.

“I’ve added up all the dishes just now. It’s 328 yuan. Here’s 400 yuan. Keep the change.” Su Xiaoyu placed 400 yuan on the table.

Other than being a superstar, Su Xiaoyu was also a rich woman. She came from a good family and was very rich. How could a girl who could afford to wear lolita dresses be poor?

“You really ordered so many dishes?” Lin Fan quietly put away his money. Even if Xia Wanqiu had a good relationship with him, she still had to pay for her meals.

“Of course, Lin Fan. If it doesn’t taste good, I’ll get angry and bite you like a dog. Ahwooh!” Su Xiaoyu rubbed her stomach and couldn’t wait.

“Isn’t that a wolf’s howl?” Xia Wanqiu smiled and made cat claws with both hands. “Like me, meow ~ I’ll scratch you.”

“Shh, cats and dogs are all the same. Ahwooh. I don’t like wolves. They eat humans.” Su Xiaoyu made a cute gesture.

“I don’t have any spicy and sour noodles or secret smoked chicken. The other dishes will be served later.” Lin Fan put away the money and went to the kitchen.

Right now, the joy of his life was to open a small restaurant for leisure and entertainment.

Occasionally, he would receive something good and flirt with girls. This kind of life was exactly what Lin Fan wanted.

Ever since Lin Fan had obtained master-level culinary skills, these simple recipes seemed to have gone through a thousand rounds of tempering in his mind. Every single ingredient and condiment used was of the highest level. No matter what dish he made, it would be extremely easy.

Even the dishes of normal five-star hotels weren’t as delicious as Lin Fan’s dishes. Lin Fan’s cooking skills had reached national-treasure level.

Once he started cooking, Lin Fan would face it seriously.

Today’s first order, 400 yuan!

Let the ingredients come, let the knives come, let’s start!

Seeing Lin Fan busy himself in the kitchen, Xia Wanqiu couldn’t help but feel a little dazed.

Her mother had said before that men who were serious about cooking were the most handsome. Furthermore, Lin Fan was already so handsome.

“Sister Wanqiu, your taste is really good. I haven’t even eaten yet and I can already feel that the smell is very nice. The dishes you cook later will definitely be delicious, right?” Su Xiaoyu was also looking at Lin Fan with her big eyes as she said curiously.

Xia Wanqiu didn’t hear her and continued to stare at Lin Fan.

“Aiya, Sister Wanqiu.” Su Xiaoyu grabbed Xia Wanqiu’s hand and whispered into her ear, “Don’t tell me you really like Lin Fan?”

Xia Wanqiu looked at Su Xiaoyu. For some reason, she felt a little guilty. She immediately shook her head and said, “No, I’m just looking at how he cooks.”

“Sister Wanqiu, but you look a little dazed.”

“No, if I said I didn’t, I didn’t! Dog, if you keep spouting nonsense, I’ll really ignore you!”