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System notification: Fake Daoist Priest Little An has joined the group.

However, the group seemed to be discussing something very interesting, as a flood of messages immediately drowned out the notification announcing An Lins arrival.

An Lin was more than happy to be an invisible bystander, surveying the conversation with curiosity.

Daoist Wooden Ox: I still dont believe the twin-color ball for next time is going to be this number!

Crack Shot Clairvoyant: Its up to you whether you believe it or not, but I have to tell you, my dream clairvoyance is accurate to the point that even Im feeling a little shocked! Ive been watching my lottery ticket every night before I sleep and only after all this time have I dreamt of the number on the twin-color ball. Anyway, Ive already bought a hundred tickets, Im gonna absolutely drain the prize pool!

An Lin:

Dreamy Voice Fairy: You dont say, Crack Shot Clairvoyants dream clairvoyance has extremely high accuracy! Last time he dreamt of himself taking a holiday in the East Sea where he encountered an earthquake and drowned to death in the ensuing tsunami. He pissed his bed upon waking up!

And then only a few days later, there really were a few level nine earthquakes and tsunamis on the Japanese coast. Wooden Ox, Clairvoyant just gave you a great chance to win big, hes essentially gifting you money, who wouldnt accept that?

Crack Shot Clairvoyant was a little indignant. Hey, hey, I know youre complimenting me, but did you have to bring up my tendency to piss my bed?

Atomic Bomb Fairy sent a smiling emoji. Everyone already knows about you pissing your bed from your master. This isnt exactly a secret; its a well-known fact to everyone in the group, so whats there to be shy about?

An Lin:

Well-known to everyone? I dont know about this!

Speaking of which, even immortals piss their bed! Even if it was a nightmare, thats still a little too preposterous, is it not?

Crack Shot Clairvoyant: Whatever, seeing as Wooden Ox doesnt want this opportunity, Ill reserve it for The Savior. @The Savior, you there?

Golden Jade: The Savior has gone to America to steal some cutting-edge military technology, hes not available!

Crack Shot Clairvoyant sent a fearful emoji. The last time he went to America, he messed around with their nuclear missile launching programs and added a spell formation to the nuclear missile during its launch. What has he gone to do this time?

Golden Jade replied with a smiling emoji. I dont know!

The cultivators in the group all had mixed reactions to this, some sending worried emojis, others sending emojis roaring with laughter.

As for An Lin, he was completely stupefied.

Messing around with a nuclear missile launching program!? Adding spell formations on nuclear missiles!? Stealing cutting-edge military technology!?

Holy f*ck, are these cultivators really protecting Earth? Is this really not a group of cultivators with the Earths destruction as their objective?

An Lin felt like hed just joined a fake cultivator group.

He silently moved his finger toward the Delete and Leave icon

At this moment, a message suddenly popped up in the group chat.

Tian Lingling: May I please have everyones attention for a moment? Lets welcome the newest addition to our group, Fake Daoist Priest Little An!

Dreamy Voice Fairy: Oh yeah, I saw that hed just joined the group but didnt get a chance to ask about him. May I please ask which sect you are from?

None of the people that were able to join this group for the Hua Nations top cultivators were lacking in strength and status, hence the reason for Dreamy Voice Fairys question.

Seeing as someone in the group had just asked him a question, An Lin naturally had to give a reply.

Fake Daoist Priest Little An: Er, sect does the Heavenly Court count?

Dreamy Voice Fairy:

Crack Shot Clairvoyant:

Daoist Wooden Ox:

Atomic Bomb Fairy:

Even Golden Jade who was normally very sparing with her words couldnt help but ask, Could it be that youre from the Heavenly Court?

Fake Daoist Priest Little An: Yes, thats correct.

Crack Shot Clairvoyant: Holy f*ck! The immortal ambassadors are here!

Immediately after this, he seemed to realize something and immediately corrected himself. Oh wait, no! What I meant was, Id like to welcome the respected immortal ambassador in joining us to direct our work!

Dreamy Voice Fairy: Welcome, immortal ambassador!

Atomic Bomb Fairy: Welcome, immortal ambassador!

Golden Jade: Welcome, immortal ambassador!

Enlightened Lazurite: Welcome, immortal ambassador!

Countless group members originally in hiding began to appear in the chat, lining up to initiate a welcome ceremony

There was close to a hundred cultivators in the group, and at this moment almost half of them appeared to join in on the procession.

The rest of them were probably either in seclusion or doing something else and have hence remained silent.

An Lin was startled by the cultivators warm welcome. There were often cultivators from the Heavenly Court sent to the mortal world to complete assignments, so it certainly wasnt uncommon for them to come into interaction with the Hua Nation military forces as well as cultivators in the mortal world. Were they always this enthusiastic when meeting an immortal ambassador?

What he did not know was, Tian Linglings decision to add him to the group was actually a spur of the moment one.

Cultivators sent from the Heavenly Court in the past were either reluctant to use WeChat or felt like it wasnt necessary to call upon the power of the cultivators in the mortal world. Hence, they very rarely joined groups like this. For someone like An Lin to join this group was an event that had not taken place even once in the past year.

Enlightened Lazurite: Respected immortal embassador, may I please ask what your Dao title is?

Although many of the cultivators in the group used their Dao titles as nicknames, it was clear that Fake Daoist Priest Little An was not An Lins Dao title.

An Lin blinked as he considered the question, as this was something that hed never thought about before.

Fake Daoist Priest Little An: I dont have a Dao title yet, everyone can just call me An Lin.

Crack Shot Clairvoyant: Sure, no problem, is this your first visit to the mortal world, Master An? If you have anything youd like to know, wed be more than happy to help you out!

All the cultivators in the group scrambled to express their agreement, clearly regarding An Lin as some sort of noble immortal.

Fake Daoist Priest Little An: Mr. Clairvoyant, please dont refer to me as master, Im only nineteen years of age! In truth, I lived in the mortal world for more than eighteen years and have only recently gone to study in the Heavenly Court!

Everyone in the group fell silent due to shock.

Enlightened Lazurite: For a cultivator of the mortal world to be able to study in the Heavenly Court, this is the first time Ive heard of such a thing

Crack Shot Clairvoyant immediately followed up. And to think that Mr. An is so young! Its amazing that youve achieved so much at your age!

Those who were able to assume the role of the immortal ambassador were all cultivators of great strength. Many of the students of The United University of Cultivation could not earn an opportunity to visit the mortal world even once before they graduated, thereby demonstrating just how rigorous the conditions were.

If you were to ask, why did these students that could not come to the mortal world still have to take the subject mortal studies, wasnt this an unnecessary waste of time?

To answer this question, An Lin felt it was best to use the Hua Nations education policies as a means of explanation.

Many students have studied English for over ten years, but how many opportunities have they had to converse with native English speakers?

The people of the Hua Nation could only hype themselves up by conversing in English with one another, or through watching some English films, or by completing English exam questions.

Those who could exercise their English skills in a practical environment were still very few after all

Dreamy Voice Fairy: Mr. An, where did you study before going to the Heavenly Court?

The members of the group were also quite curious to hear An Lins reply.

To be able to produce such a prodigious young talent, the sect that he originated from must be quite a renowned one too.

After all, this could be considered to be a big event for the whole mortal cultivator society.

An Lin scratched his head helplessly at these questions. Who was his teacher before he went to the Heavenly Court?

Professor Chen from Hua Qing University?

Or was he supposed to list off all the teachers that hes had since kindergarten?

It was very obvious that this was not what they were asking

Hence, An Lin could only answer truthfully.

Fake Daoist Priest Little An: Um, prior to going to the Heavenly Court, I hadnt yet begun cultivating. Haha, now that I think about it, Ive only been cultivating for about six months.

An Lin was actually pretty embarrassed to admit this. For someone like him whod only been cultivating for a mere six months to be held in such high regard by these veteran cultivators, even though he had thick skin, he was still feeling quite embarrassed.

However, no one took notice of his admission; all of them were only staring at one part in his reply: Six months!

Golden Jade: Forgive me for asking, Mr. An, but how far has your cultivation progressed?

Fake Daoist Priest Little An: Er, not very far Im only at the Ninth Stage Dao Body.

Golden Jade almost spat out a mouthful of blood onto the computer screen upon seeing this reply.

Not very f*cking high!

The group chat, previously bustling with messages suddenly fell silent.

All the cultivators were staring, transfixed on the terms six months and Ninth Stage Dao Body.

Tian Lingling even went as far as to throw her phone to the side before turning to Xu Xiaolan in excitement. Sister Lanlan, I need to ask you a question. What level cultivation base was An Lin when he first came to the Heavenly Court, and what level is he now?

Xu Xiaolan smile lightly. He had zero cultivation base when he first arrived at the Heavenly Court, but now hes already at Ninth Stage Dao Body. Hes one of the big celebrities at The United University of Cultivation, so dont underestimate him!

An Lin shook his head, the subject of her question was sitting right here, so why did Tian Lingling feel the need to ask Xu Xiaolan instead!?

Did he really have such low credibility?

Compared to An Lins exasperation, Tian Lingling was in a state of shock.

She had been cultivating for more than ten years before finally bringing her cultivation base up to Eighth Stage Dao Body, a stage far superior to her peers. This made her develop great confidence in her aptitude for cultivation.

But An Lin reached Ninth Stage Dao Body in a short span of six months?

Tears began to well up in Tian Linglings eyes as her confidence shattered into pieces.

A long while later, she picked up her phone and began to type with trembling fingers.

Tian Lingling: Everyone, Ive just confirmed with another immortal ambassador.

Ive received confirmation from her that An Lin spoke the truth. He really has only cultivated for six months, during which he grew to the Ninth Stage Dao Body from no cultivation base at all!

Tian Linglings words were like a bomb exploding on the surface of a tranquil lake.

All the cultivators that had been shocked into silence by An Lin all exploded into a frenzy again!