Chapter 47

A psychological hint for the man

After class, Chi Yi was deeply engrossed with her phone. Keeping her head bowed under the table, she seemed to be busy secretly typing away on the cell phone’s screen.

“What are you doing? Why are you so secretive?” Her bestie nosily propped her face over her shoulder, wanting to sneak a peek at her mobile screen.

“Nothing much!”

Chi Yi quickly tucked her phone into the desk drawer, her face blushing furiously red.

“Are you sure?! Look, your face is as red as a baboon’s butt!” Her friend examined her with squinted eyes. “Has it got to do with your uncle? You better own up right now!”

“…” There was no way the girl could tell her bestie what was going on in her mind, so she grabbed her phone and fled the classroom.

Finding a secluded corner, she checked to ensure no one was around before she took out her phone again and checked through the items in her inbox line by line.

There was a small notification on her Douban, and it stemmed from her question, asking:

If a man asks you to lick his finger with your tongue, what does it mean?

What she did not expect was the number of replies she received before class ended; there were more than a hundred waiting for her.

The responses from the friendly netizens were indeed… exciting and fascinating!

In fact, it made her face flush beet-red just from reading what they wrote!

… Such as these:

First line: LZ! Is this man in love with you?

Second line: LZ, it looks like the man is sending you a proposition!

Third line: LZ, this man wants to lay you! I’ll stake my Douban’s points on my stand!

Fourth line: …

Fifth line: …

……

108th line: LZ, when a man wants a woman to use her tongue to lick his finger, he’s actually sending out a psychological signal. As a man’s finger looks somewhat like the male sexual organ, they’ll use their fingers to symbolize their male appendage subconsciously. If you happen to like the man as well, then what you can do next time is to suck downward, followed by slowly moving up along the finger’s length while giving him the seductive look. I can guarantee you; you’ll snare this man, for sure! This method is much more effective than those naked seduction!

109th line: Look at the above comment for what you need to do next!

111th line: Kudos to 108th! Hit the home run! Kindly advise when I meet my man-god next!

After this comment, the replies that came along were too twisted to be dependable. Everyone had switched from her question to focus on the 108th reply. Like them, she was too awestruck by the said reply as well, gawking at the netizen’s supreme analysis and giving him endless kowtows at the same time.

So, it actually caused a reaction at that place when I used my tongue to lick his finger?!

Oh, my god!

Her face burned hot and red once more when she recalled their intimate scene last night, sending her heart racing hard and fast.

The supreme netizen followed up with more ways to seduce a man subsequently; for example, to use her finger to rub off the water droplets on a glass in an upward motion, and then wiping her finger clean with a towel.

The things to note regarding this method were: the finger must start from the bottom of the glass and slowly trace the rim upward. The shape of the glass container must be highly selective; only those that were narrow and slim should be used. It had to look like the male appendage or this method would not be effective. A container looking like a beer mug would be a big no-no!

By the time she finished with his extended recommendation, she was entirely convinced by this netizen!

Accordingly, this method to capture a man’s heart is much better than any naked suggestions! It will make him beg for more!

Excellent!

She was tempted to try again.

In the end, she made up her mind to do it again tonight!