Chapter 1: The Big Wedding

"He Tongsheng! Stop right there!"

"Fatty Su! Give up! I will never marry you!"

Today was Fat Lass Su's big day, but her husband actually ran away on her wedding day. She was really angry!

He Tongsheng had been deceived by the matchmaker. There were two Su families in Xinghua Village. One of them was the well-regarded Su family. Their ancestors were commoners and their family background was clean. The daughter they gave birth to was beautiful and had a good reputation. She was the person that all the men in the village wanted to marry.

Although it was not appealing to marry into the family, it was acceptable if it was the beautiful lady of the Su family. In addition, the betrothal gift money given by the other party was really generous. It was a total of 20 taels!

There was hope for him to study!

Who knew that after the rites, he would realize that he had married into the other Su family!

Looking at Fatty Su's fierce face, he wanted to die!

"If you've accepted my betrothal gift, you'll have to be my husband!"

"In your dreams!"

He Tongsheng fled without looking back!

Fatty Su became the laughing stock of the entire village.

She raised her butcher knife and chased after him, but she slipped and tripped. Her head hit the door heavily, resulting in a big bump.

When her biological father, Su Cheng, rushed to her house, she had already fainted at the door.

Su Cheng was terrified. He wanted to hug his unconscious daughter and be a kind father. But he was not able to carry her.

He resorted to shaking his daughter's shoulder with considerable difficulty. "Daya! Don't scare Dad! Wake up!"

"Dad! He escaped to town!"

It was her younger brother, Su Ergou.

Hearing Su Ergou's words, Fat Lass Su, who had finally been woken up, closed her eyes again and fainted.

Su Cheng gritted his teeth in anger and clenched his fists. "Isn't it just a husband? I'll kidnap one up for you!"

Su Cheng did as he said and immediately brought his son out to find a husband for his daughter.

He did not believe that no one would want his daughter!

"Father."

Su Ergou pointed at the empty village. "The villagers seem to have closed the door."

Su Cheng was stunned. But he did not give up and brought his son to the official road to raise a complaint.

It was just their luck to have encountered a fight. From the looks of it, a group of bandits had intercepted a passing merchant.

The merchant must have run away, leaving only a masked guard to deal with the bandits.

The father and son hid on a hill not far away and paid close attention to the battle on the official road.

"Dad, which one should we kidnap?" Su Ergou asked from behind the grass.

Su Cheng lay beside him and said cunningly, "The one who can fight the best, has a good waist, and can give birth!"

Su Ergou was puzzled. "Isn't childbirth a woman's business?"

Su Cheng glared at his son. "If a man's waist isn't good, can a woman give birth?"

"Oh." Su Ergou understood.

After a round of fighting, the masked guard defeated eight mountain bandits, but he also paid a heavy price—he was seriously injured and exhausted.

Therefore, when the Su father and son ambushed him from behind, he did not even have the chance to retaliate before he was covered in a sack.

Just as the father and son were about to carry him away, there was a rustling sound from the carriage.

Was there someone else?

Su Cheng warily took out his firewood knife and opened the curtain!

When he saw the scene in the carriage, he was instantly dumbfounded.

… .

At the Su family.

On the big red wedding bed, Su Xiaoxiao slowly opened her eyes for the eighth time. She was sure that she wasn't dreaming.

She had really transmigrated.

From a dignified military doctor and ace sniper to an ancient fatty with no knowledge and weighing more than 200 kilograms.

Not only was she lazy, but she was also a bully in the village.

She had a bully for a father named Su Cheng and a bully for a brother named Su Ergou.

The family of three abused their power in the village. It was worth mentioning that her father and brother doted on her very much.

Not long ago, she had taken a fancy to a man named He Tongsheng from the neighboring village. Father Su had spent all his family's savings and asked the matchmaker to ask the He family for a son-in-law.

Today was her big day with He Tongsheng. She did not expect He Tongsheng to have been deceived by the matchmaker. After the matter was exposed, He Tongsheng abandoned her and fled the marriage.

This was the first time she had seen a groom run away from his marriage.

What a rare sight!

However, what really surprised Su Xiaoxiao was not this sudden marriage, but that Father Su actually went to the village to find a son-in-law for his daughter's marriage.

Could he really nab a man for her?

Su Xiaoxiao was digesting the memories in her mind when Su Cheng and Su Ergou returned home.

"Daughter! You're awake!"

Su Cheng entered the house and found his daughter lying on the bed in a daze. He rushed over and held his daughter's chubby hand.

"You scared me to death! Don't do anything stupid in the future, understand? That kid surnamed He isn't worth it! I'll chop that kid up and feed him to the pigs one day!"

Su Xiaoxiao wasn't used to her new family. She paused for a moment before saying, "I'm fine."

Su Cheng said with a serious expression, "Indeed, you're fine. You're not crying anymore."

Did she have to put on a show and kick up a fuss for her father?

In her memory, Fatty Su was really like this. If she was unhappy, she would fly into a rage at home and throw a tantrum.

Su Cheng doted on his daughter too much and could never bear to teach her a lesson.

This caused Fatty Su's personality to become even more domineering and her temper to become uncontrollable.

Su Xiaoxiao tried her best to maintain her persona. "I've thought it through. He isn't good enough for me! You don't have to do it yourself next time. I'll do it myself!"

"That's my daughter!" Su Cheng was very satisfied.

He sat down on the bed and smiled mysteriously at his daughter. "Dad has good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?"

"Either."

"I captured a husband for you. He's a hundred times better looking than He Tongsheng! You'll definitely like him!"

Jesus!

Did he really kidnap a man for her?

How was she going to maintain her persona next?

"Then, what's the good news?" she asked in a daze.

Su Cheng looked at his daughter strangely. Wasn't what he said just now good news?

Forget it, since his daughter thought that what came next was the good news, he would roll with it.

Su Cheng cleared his throat and changed his words. He grinned and said, "The good news is that you don't have to give birth any more! My son-in-law has already given us children!"

Su Xiaoxiao choked.

What did he mean by that? Was there anyone in this family who was normal?

Su Cheng raised his hand. "Ergou, bring him in!"

"Hey! We're coming over!"

Su Ergou agreed and pushed open his sister's door.

Su Xiaoxiao turned around and saw not one or two, but three… cute little children standing in a row with their bags. They were carried in by her brother, Su Ergou.

Old Father Su spread his hands and chuckled. "Are you surprised that you got three freebies?"

Su Xiaoxiao was speechless.