Chapter 153 - VA Files

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ID: 【Don’t ask for my return date】

Nicknames: Return Date, Little Sleek Horse, God of Playing Dead, Seven

Voice Type: 0.5-0.7, charming and refined young nobleman top voice

Voice Charisma: ★★★★☆

Acting Charisma: ★★★★☆

Specialises at: Rich second generation characters, scum tops, flirty tops, black-bellied queen-like bottoms.

Weaknesses: Limited availability during the recordings, unique voice limits role diversity

Most Interested in Playing: Spineless villains, lunatics

Least Skilled in Playing: Pretty-boy bottoms

Alleged CP: Bronze Sparrow Terrace, Crossing the bridge noodles

Actual CP: Geese Fly North

ID: 【Geese Fly North】

Nicknames: Uncle Yan, Kitty’s Papa, Forever a Grandpa, Six

Voice Type: Skilled in changing voices, 0.8 upright and honest young adult top, various uncle, grandpa voices.

Voice Charisma: ★★☆☆☆

Acting Charisma: ★★★★★

Specialises at: Honest tops, all kinds of uncle, father, or grandpa small roles.

Weakness: Almost exclusively plays only small roles, doesn’t communicate much with the production team.

Most Interested in Playing: No specific interests

Least Skilled in Playing: Roles with very high and specific voice requirements

Alleged CP: Mysterious flatmate-kun

Actual CP: Don’t ask for my return date

ID: 【Crossing the Bridge Noodles】

Nicknames: Cute white rabbit, Little Noodles (previously), Brother Noodles (later)

Voice Type: 0.4-05 late teenager or youth, pure-hearted bottom voice

Voice Charisma: ★★★★☆

Acting Charisma: ★★★★☆

Specialises at: Fresh and pure bottom, gentle bottom, naive and kind-hearted bottom

Weakness: Will perform worse if the voice acting partner’s voice doesn’t suit his taste

Most Interested in Playing: Various villains and of tops

Least Skilled in Playing: All kinds of tops

Alleged CP: Bronze Sparrow Terrace, Don’t ask for my return date

Actual CP: Sleek horses run fast

ID: 【Sleek horses run fast】

Nicknames: Five, Big Sleek Horse

Voice Type: 0.9-1.0 confident and dashing young top voice

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Specialises at: Charming and dashing swordsmen, emperors, kings, generals etc., rich and powerful noblemen

Weakness: Relies too much on his voice and makes little progress with his acting skills, doesn’t put much effort into voice acting

Most Interested in Playing: Various background characters, various bottoms

Least Skilled in Playing: Characters with high voice acting skills requirements

Alleged CP: None, but there’s a lot of rumours about his scandals…

Actual CP: Crossing the Bridge Noodles

ID: 【Bronze Sparrow Terrace】

Nicknames: Bronze Sparrow, Great God

Voice Type: 0.9-1.0 deep and domineering emperor top voice

Voice Charisma: ★★★★★

Acting Charisma: ★★☆☆☆

Specialises at: Domineering tops, strong tops, emperor tops

Weakness: Proud, relies on his fans and fame, often engages drama

Most Interested in Playing: Heartthrobs, absolute tops

Least Skilled in Playing: Characters with high voice acting skills requirements, meek characters

Alleged CP: Crossing the Bridge Noodles, Don’t ask for my return date, and other bottom-leaning voice actors

Actual CP: Jade Butterfly

ID: 【Headquarters】

Nicknames: One

Voice Type: Approximately 0.6, a steady and gentlemanly young top voice

Voice Charisma: ★★★★☆

Acting Charisma: ★★★★☆

Specialises at: Voice-over, English lines

Weakness: Utterly inept in at historical-style audio drama

Most Interested in Playing: Characters with foreign background

Least Skilled in Playing: Characters in historical dramas

Alleged CP: “The High-ranking Officials”

Actual CP: Unknown

ID: 【Give me a proper dub, dumbass】

Nicknames: Two

Voice Type: 0.7-0.8 robust and gallant top voice

Voice Charisma: ★★★☆☆

Acting Charisma: ★★★★★

Specialises at: Characters requiring intense voice acting skills

Weakness: Hot-headed, outspoken, prone to arguments with fellow collaborators

Most Interested in Playing: Open to trying all roles

Least Skilled in Playing: None (except for roles limited by voice type)

Alleged CP: None

Actual CP: Little Kapok (Little Stammer)

ID: 【Porcelain Bowl】

Nicknames: Three

Voice Type: 0.4-0.6 gentle young man voice, either a bottom or a top

Voice Charisma: ★★★☆☆

Acting Charisma: ★☆☆☆☆

Specialises at: Singing

Weakness: Voice acting

Most Interested in Playing: Every kind of role

Least Skilled in Playing: Every kind of role

Alleged CP: Biluochun Tea

Actual CP: Biluochun Tea

ID: 【Biluochun Tea】

Nicknames: Four, Doing good things in passing

Voice Type: Elegant and mature imperial sister voice

Voice Charisma: ★★★★☆

Acting Charisma: ★★★★☆

Specialises at: Imperial sister characters, young married women, courtesans

Weakness: Struggles to remain invested in working for audio dramas with illogical scripts, tends to give up easily

Most Interested in Playing: Characters with complex personalities or changing emotions, aunties, grandmas (skilled at changing her voice)

Least Skilled in Playing: Young girls, delicate and soft-spoken schoolgirls

Alleged CP: Porcelain Bowl

Actual CP: Porcelain Bowl

ID:【Jade Butterfly】

Nicknames: Sister Jade, Miss Butterfly

Voice Type: Captivating imperial sister voice

Voice Charisma: ★★★★★

Acting Charisma: ★★★☆☆

Specialises at: Various goddesses

Weakness: Easily gets lost in her own fantasies, overly competitive, straight woman cancer

Most Interested in Playing: Female leads cherished and pursued by male leads, characters skilled at socialising among men

Least Skilled in Playing: Fujoshis

Alleged CP: Sleek horses run fast

Actual CP: Bronze Sparrow Terrace

ID: 【How far away is forever】

Nicknames: Little Forever, Uncle Forever, Papa Forever

Voice Type: 0.7-0.8 young man in his late twenties or middle-age uncle voice

Voice Charisma: ★★☆☆☆

Acting Charisma: ★★★★☆

Specialises at: Various uncle, father, and middle-aged roles

Weakness: Requires rather highly-skilled voice acting partners to bring out the best out of his performance

Most Interested in Playing: Villains

Least Skilled in Playing: Youthful characters, young and inexperienced boys

Alleged CP: None

Actual CP: None

ID: 【Little Kapok】

Nicknames: Little Stammer

Voice Type: Graceful and cultured young woman voice

Voice Charisma: ★★★☆☆

Acting Charisma: ★★★★☆

Specialises at: Upper-class young ladies, submissive characters

Weakness: Gets nervous and stammers during live voice acting

Most Interested in Playing: Energetic characters, feisty characters, delinquent girls

Least Skilled in Playing: Quick and witty characters

Alleged CP: None

Actual CP: Give me a proper dub, dumbass

ID: 【Went off with a bang】

Nicknames: Uncle Bang, Bang Bang

Voice Type: 0.8-0.9 commanding and forceful warlord-type top voice

Voice Charisma: ★★★★☆

Acting Charisma: ★★★★☆

Specialises at: Authoritative figures, cunning antagonists, roles demanding strong vocal projection and intensity

Weakness: Not very invested in the plot, often misinterprets scripts

Most Interested in Playing: Emperors, martial arts sect leaders, esteemed ranking court ministers etc., other highly admired characters

Least Skilled in Playing: Characters with subtle emotions

Alleged CP: Often indulges in ambiguous interactions with the audio drama producers

Actual CP: His girlfriend

(Note: The above information is for reference only…)