Chapter 245 Interlude: Blood-Red Alex and the Seven Sprites

(((Note: This is the excerpt on what happened to Alex during his evolution to be an Abyss Sage.)))

Alex: (Squirming in pain) What the hell? Why are my tentacles disappearing? Did I do something wrong?

Pride: (Gives Alex a disdainful look) Master… you're panicking that your tentacles are disappearing? Don't tell me that you have grown to love them? Ugh, to think that I thought highly of you.

Alex: (Still squirming in pain) Hey, that's not-

Envy: (Starts to tear up) Master, do you love your tentacles more than us? Why are you worried about them?

Greed: (Stares at Alex while drooling) Master…

Sloth: (Currently sleeping) Snore….

Alex: (Still squirming in pain) Hey! Even those tentacles are hideous, they are still a part of me! Of course I will be worried about them. F**k, it hurts so much right now!

Sloth: (Woken up by Alex's shout) Master, if you sleep right now, maybe the pain will go away. Do you want us to make you sleep?

Alex: (Still squirming in pain) Huh? Hell no!

Wrath: (Glowers at Alex menacingly) Oh, so you want us to knock you out, master.

Pride: (Lets out a smug smile) I can definitely assist with that. My power is enough to make Master out for the count!

Alex: (Still squirming in pain) Shut it you two! I don't want to be knocked out too!

Lust: (Lets out a lewd grin) Hmph, let me just handle your problems, Master. With my tantric skills, I'm sure I can put you inside a very pleasant and stimulating dream!

Alex: (Still squirming in pain) Hey Lust, that definitely is not allowed!

Lust: (Tilts her head) Even if that dream involves you and Alina having some good time?

Alex: (Still squirming in pain) …

Lust: (Starts to pant heavily) Master, if you enter this dream, you will be able to see Alina's wild side! Heck, you can even enjoy her perfect legs in that dream!

Alex: (Still squirming in pain) Damn, that's nice.

Lust: (Smiles lewdly again) So what do you think master? Will you enter the dream now?

Alex: (Still squirming in pain) Answer this question of mine first. Who will be acting as Alina in that dream of mine? Will it be you?

Lust: (Lewd face replaced with a serious one) Well of course Master, it will be me. What, do you think I will just allow some nobody to be inside your dreams?

Alex: (Still squirming in pain) Sigh… now that I heard your answer, there's no way that I can accept that dream. Just keep that dream to yourself.

Lust: (Starts to cry) No!!!

Pride: (Gives Lust a sneering expression) Ha! That's what you get for trying to trick Master!

Alex: (Still squirming in pain) If you want to play, do it later. For now, you must help me out here.

All Abyss Sprites: ???

Alex: (Still squirming in pain) Sigh… didn't you see what was happening to me earlier? My tentacles disappeared! Not only that, but the way that my cells should evolve has changed too! My cells are originally set to quadruple in size! But what was happening to them now is different! My cells now just turned more humanoid! This should have not happened at all! Argh! Mother**king s**t! My balls are burning right now!

Pride: (Smug smile disappears) Ah about that Master…

Alex: (Still squirming in pain) What about it?

Pride: (Stars to look uncertain) Well…

Alex: (Still squirming in pain) Just get straight to the point.

Pride: (Proceeds to explain everything about evolution and about the Abyss Sage)

Alex: (Still squirming in pain) Wait, so you are telling me that my evolution path has changed? Instead of becoming an Abyss Abomination, I became an Abyss Sage instead?

Pride: (Beams with pride) Exactly Master! And you should be proud of that! It is rare for an Abyss Monster to be an Abyss Sage, and you are one of the lucky ones!

Alex: (Now thrashing on the floor in agony) Lucky my ass! I'm in so much pain right now! Do you think I'm happy about this! Argh! It hurts!

Sloth: (Yawns lazily) Master, hang in there.

Envy: (Nods head quickly) You can do it, Master!

Wrath: (Cracks knuckles menacingly) Master, if you give up from something like this, I will personally beat you up!

Greed \u0026 Gluttony: (Drools heavily) Master, we're hungry!

Lust: (Not crying anymore) Master, my offer is still available you know? Just call me, and I will give you my dream service!

Alex: (Now twitching while bleeding) What did I do to deserve all of this?