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Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

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  3. Chapter 102

Chapter 102

102 A joke


“Then you should think about mom and the baby.” Sheng nanxuan said.


Gong mo thought for a moment and said awkwardly,”that’s too deliberate!” No!”


“Then, do you want me to tell you a joke?”


Gong mo thought for a moment and nodded,”alright.” Go on. ”


Sheng nanxuan opened the browser on his phone and searched for ‘jokes’. Then he said,””The old couple went to take photos, and the photographer asked,”‘My Lord, do you want to see sideways, backlight, or full light?’ “I’m fine with it, but can you leave me a pair of underpants?” the old man said shyly.


pfft-“Gong mo covered his mouth and laughed. you’re really something. I’m taking photos and you’re just looking for a photo as a joke.


“This is called fitting of the occasion ~”


Sheng nanxuan hurriedly switched back to his camera and took a picture of her smiling face.


“Did you read it out loud?” Gong mo suddenly asked.


“You found out?” He laughed and said, ” it doesn’t look like this joke is funny. You actually have the mood to care about this Yingluo? I’ll change to another one!


Gong mo looked at him with a smile.


He would first take a picture of her in this state, then find a joke.


four rats bragging-a: I eat rat poison like candy every day; [ B: my feet itch if I don’t step on a rat; ] [ C: I feel uneasy on the street a few times a day; D: “it’s getting late. Let’s go home and get the cat.”


“It’s not as funny as the previous one,” Gong mo shook his head.


“Then I-”


“Enough!” did you take a photo just now? ” Gong mo asked.


“You’ve found out again!”


“Let me see,” Gong mo snorted.


Sheng nanxuan walked over with the phone and handed it to her. “How is it? I’m pretty good, right?”


He felt that every picture was extremely beautiful!


ah! Gong mo screamed in pain. why is she so ugly? ”


“What? How could it be ugly? She’s clearly very beautiful!”


“All of them are very ugly!” Gong mo shouted, ” delete it! Delete it! Don’t stay!”


“No!” Sheng nanxuan snatched the phone back. how dare you delete my wife’s photo? I’m not done with you!


but he’s very ugly, ” Gong mo said as he looked at him pitifully.


He immediately took out his phone and took another picture of her.


Gong mo was shocked and slapped him angrily, ” “Can’t you say hello first!”


“Waiting for you to pose like an internet celebrity after we say hello? If I want that, I can just go online. Why do I need you to take pictures of me?”


Gong mo was stunned and didn’t know what to say.


Sheng nanxuan opened the photo album and said,”let me see which one I’ll choose as wallpaper, Yingying.”


“I’ll do it!” don’t pick randomly! Gong mo said hurriedly.


“I’ll just randomly pick one and it’ll be beautiful enough to break the sky, okay?”


Gong Mo’s face turned red,”aren’t you embarrassed, Zhenzhen?”


“You’re shameless.”


“Tsk!” Gong Mobai glanced at him and flipped to the last page. “This one’s not bad.”


“Alright, this one. In my eyes, every picture is beautiful.”


Gong Mo’s face turned even redder and he lowered his head in silence.


Sheng nanxuan finished setting up the wallpaper and carried her down from the table. “Let’s watch a movie together?”


ah, ran ran. Gong mo was stunned for a moment before he replied in a low voice, ” sure, ran ran.


Sheng nanxuan smiled and put her on his lap. He clicked on the player. “What do you want to see?”


“As you wish.” It was fine as long as he accompanied her.


yes, Yingluo. Sheng nanxuan looked around. this one then.


“An animated film?” Gong mo chuckled.


“I can’t?”


“Sure, sure!” cartoon is my favorite! Gong mo replied immediately.


I knew you would like it. Otherwise, how would I choose? Sheng nanxuan thought.


He chose to play it, then placed his hands on her stomach and gently stroked it.


Gong mo felt a little uncomfortable and was afraid that he would be touched. Who knew that he would be so honest, and she gradually relaxed.


After the movie, she leaned into Sheng nanxuan’s arms and almost fell asleep.


Sheng nanxuan picked her up and she was slightly shocked. “Eh? Are you done?”


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