Chapter 787: Newbies Are All Monsters
Translator:Noodletown TranslationsEditor:Noodletown Translations
In the new shop at the East Continent, every cultivator from the Xiaoyao Cave Abode had a bottle of Coke in their hands.
Coke? Xiaoyao Ancestral Master said coldly with the empty Coke bottle in his hand. This liquors name is Coke?
Its not a liquor Li Wu immediately explained on the side, This this is Coke!
Its not a liquor its Coke? The cultivators from the Xiaoyao Cave Abode looked at the bottles in their hands curiously. Then, what is Coke?!
Coke is Li Wu waved his fingers and thought for a moment. Um Coke is is Burp!
Its? Lingxu Zi and other elders looked at the disciple in puzzlement. Its? Burp?!
??? Xiaoyao Ancestral Master looked at Lingxu Zi in bafflement. Burp?!
??? Nonplussed, the elders from the Xiaoyao Cave Abode looked at their Ancestral Master and then
Burp!Burp!Burp!Burp~Burp!
Burp!Burp!Burp!Burp~Burp!
Burp!Burp!Burp!Burp~Burp!
Horrified, the other customers in the shop stared at the new players who kept burping.
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No I just couldnt control myself! After a long while, Lingxu Zi finally regained his breath.
The few elders also exhaled deeply.
Then, they stared at Li Wu and asked, Whats wrong with this Coke?!
This Li Wu had sweat on his forehead. This you didnt drink it right!
You drained one big bottle in one breath. Of course, youd burp!
Is there a special way to drink this Coke? One elder glared at him and said, When I drink liquor on the regular, I dont need a special method to drink it!
The common liquor doesnt need a special method, Xiaoyao Ancestral Master said, However, when I drank the Immortal Grape Nectar, I did it in a complicated method. Of course, this Coke has to be drunk in a special way!
The Xiaoyao Ancestral Master instantly got interested. Then, tell me how to drink this Coke.
Li Wu took a straw from the counter and inserted it into the Coke bottle. Then, he sipped it with an intoxicated expression, looking as happy as an immortal.
Li Wu praised exuberantly, This is the right way to drink Coke.
Then, he sipped again through the straw and said, Some people drinking directly from the bottle its
Its almost as rude as cows chewing on peonies!
I think this beverage shouldnt be called Coke, one elder said eagerly, This should be called Immortal Happy Nectar!
Good name!
From now on, well call it Immortal Happy Nectar!
Seeing Li Wu sip Coke through the straw, the newcomers understood that they couldnt drink too much in one sitting and reluctantly turned their eyes from Li Wus Coke.
Feeling uneasy under their stares, Li Wu said in a hurry, Elders, Ancestral Master, there are several other kinds of Happy Nectars in the shop.
There are more?! They immediately looked at him.
What Happy Nectars?!
One minute later, they each had a bottle of Happy Nectar on their desks and finally started the journey in League of Legends.
Whats the situation in this mystical realm? Are there any dangers? The Xiaoyao Ancestral Master asked, From the few words that Ive heard about it, I think this mystical realm is very dangerous since well have to put all our spiritual awareness into it!
Lingxu Zi said, Li Wu, hurry up and explain the mystical realm to Ancestral Master.
Ancestral Master, dont worry! Li Wu patted his chest and assured Xiaoyao Ancestral Master, Ill first invite Ancestral Master and the elders into my lobby.
Soon, Lingxu Zi and the elders from Xiaoyao Cave Abode all accepted Li Wus invitation and entered his summoners lobby.
Li Wu said, When we fight, the five of us wont be separated.
Theres such a method? Xiaoyao Ancestral Master laughed and said, Well done. Youve already understood the rules of this mystical realm. Does it have a name?
This is called Sitting Five in a Row in the Internet Caf! Li Wu explained.
Good name! Sitting Five in a Row in the Internet Caf! Xiaoyao Ancestral Master sipped the Happy Nectar cheerfully and started the journey of Sitting Five in a Row in the Internet Caf.
Since they skipped the tutorial, Xiaoyao Ancestral Master obviously knew nothing about the game, and so did Lingxu Zi and others.
How do I choose from these options?
Thats easy! Li Wu said, Ancestral Master, you choose the Deathsinger. This is awesome!
And this Cryophoenix.
Then, he explained some basic operations to them.
Deathsinger? Xiaoyao Ancestral Master looked this champion in bafflement.
Karthus is a harbinger of oblivion, zealously devoted to the beauty and clarity of death Yearning to be one with death, he journeyed to the Shadow Isles and willingly offered himself to the undead. Karthus transformed into the Deathsinger, the only horrifying lich in the world to deliver the blessed gift of annihilation
Hes so powerful? Then, Ill choose him
Also, these so-called summoners abilities?
Teleport! Revive, Li Wu said, I saw others use them. This Deathsinger can revive after death. When he has these on, hes unrivaled!
[TL Note: This is the old league, so some skills have been reworked.]
He can revive? And theres a summoners spell to revive? Xiaoyao Ancestral Master imagined the scene in which the champion was killed and then revived, was killed again and revived again
His lips curved up. This is awesome!
Then, he looked a bit worried. If this champion is so powerful, isnt it unfair to others?
It means that no one can defeat me?
How about my champion? Lingxu Zi pointed at his Cryophoenix and asked.
Such an auspicious bird has great abilities, right?
Rebirth! Li Wu introduced, This Cryophoenix is very powerful with the ability of rebirth of a phoenix. It can revive after being killed!
Do I also have Hearing the champion that he chose was also so powerful, Lingxu Zi asked with some excitement, Can I also bring Teleport and Revive?
Or course, Li Wu said.
Hahahaha! Good!
Then, we want Teleport and Revive as well! The other elders said immediately.
This can be done, Li Wu said after a moment of consideration.
Very good! Lingxu Zi said, We made the right decision by sending you here to gather information. You prove to be a person with great potential!
They imagined the scene in which the enemies took great efforts to kill them in battle, but they stood up again. Even if they were killed again, the five of them would revive together and teleport back to the battleground
Just thinking of such a battle method gave them great excitement!
Three.
Two.
One.
The game began!