Chapter 43: Chapter 43: Don’t Choose Death Barbie Fans

Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation  Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation

“Fourth Brother,” Jiang Yu called out.

The girl tilted her head slightly. She had on her fair little face an expression like she was lost in her thoughts, so her usually cold face was sillier and cuter than usual.

She tilted her head and said in confusion, “I usually call you that anyways. Why do you still need to record it?”

Jiang Zeyu’s eyes lit up and he quickly said, “Yes, yes, yes. sister, you’re right. You’re absolutely right. Just keep calling me that and don’t change it!”

Ahhh, sister, you’re great!

He felt revived once again!

“But, Fourth Brother.” Jiang Yu looked at him and was even more confused. “Why are your dark circles so heavy today?”

Jiang Zeyu quickly covered his eyes.

He then felt like he was trying to hide something.

He put down his hand and scratched his head. He laughed hoarsely and said, “I had a sudden idea last night. I wanted to study hard and follow in your footsteps, so I spent the whole night reading. I’m a little tired…”

Jiang Yu said, “You don’t have to do that. I don’t study at night.”

Jiang Zeyu: “…”

Okay.

His sister slept during class and doesn’t study at night. Then how did she expect to get first in the whole grade?

She wasn’t just relying on her talent, right?

Jiang Zeyu was puzzled, but he didn’t dare to say it out loud.

When he returned to his seat, Jiang Zeyu yawned and laid down again.

Song Bi leaned over and said, “Brother Yu, were you catching a rat last night? Why do you look so exhausted? I didn’t see you playing any games.”

Jiang Zeyu said in a muffled voice, “I was studying.”

Song Bi Laughed. “Brother Yu, who are you kidding? You can lie to anyone, but it’s impossible to lie to me. Based on my understanding of you, you won’t learn a thing even if you watched X-rated movies all night.”

“Who watched an X-rated movie? Who watched an X-rated movie?”

Jiang Zeyu turned his head and raised his hand to hit Song Bi on the head. “What’s so good about porn? I might as well go racing.”

“That’s why it’s impossible. I’m trying to make an analogy…” Song Bi laughed cheekily. “Then, Brother Yu, where did you go last night?”

“I was studying.”

“That’s impossible, Brother Yu. Were you really studying?”

Song Bi was shocked.

If Brother Yu gave the same answer twice, then it was unlikely that he was lying.

Jiang Zeyu grunted and yawned again. He closed his eyes and replied, “I read a post on the internet last night.”

“Read a post?” Song Bi mumbled.

Then, he realized what was going on and couldn’t help but laugh.

“Pfft, Brother Yu, you really listened to me and read the posts on the internet?” Song Bi moved closer to Jiang Zeyu’s ear and teased in a low voice, “Were you learning how to improve your fashion sense?”

Jiang Zeyu responded with a grunt.

Under Song Bi’s suggestion, Jiang Zeyu, who never interacts with other girls, stayed at home, and read posts all night long. That was why he was so tired.

“Then, Brother Yu, did you learn anything?”

There was a note of annoyance in Jiang Zeyu’s voice. “No, I’m still confused. I just remember one thing — Don’t choose death Barbie fans…”

“Sigh, Brother Yu, if you really have no clue, I have another idea.”

“What is it?”

Song Bi suggested, “Your sister will come out after changing clothes, right? When the time comes, you can take a photo and post it in the group. We’ll all give you feedback. Three Stooges are better than one Zhuge Liang!”

Jiang Zeyu turned his head. “No, what kind of stupid idea is that?”

Song Bi was puzzled. “Brother Yu, I think it’s a good idea.”

“No, it’s a stupid idea,” Jiang Zeyu insisted.

He couldn’t let his little sister’s costume change show be seen by other men.

Not even by those he calls his brothers.