Chapter 168: I wish I was that dog
Translator:Sparrow TranslationsEditor:Sparrow Translations
Cloud Street!
Fraud Tian, Why are you so late today? The townsfolk are getting impatient. Huh? Where did this son of a b*tch come from? Were eating dog meat tonight?
Elder Dog Nicholas was unafraid of the new environment and had a blank look on his face. However, when he heard Fraud Tians words, he instantly bared his teeth and started barking.
Hey, this is meaningful, Fraud Tian stepped forward, grabbing the soft meat on Nicholas neck. He said, Its a male. Let me be the chef tonight. Well buy some wine. Itll nourish our bodies.
Woof woof!
Elder Dog Nicholas was pissed. However, with his four short limbs, he was no match for Fraud Tian. Then, with a twist of his body, he sprayed a stream of urine straight at Fraud Tians face.
Fraud Tian put the little white dog down immediately. He picked up a tissue and started wiping himself, This son of a bitch! He dares to pee on my face?
Wu You Lan hugged and picked up the dog, What a cute doggy! It has such white fur, its so cute! Where did it come from, Master Lin?
Lin Fan was still angry with the encyclopedia, but it had been done and he had to accept it. He said, I picked him up on the road. From now on, hell be raised in the shop.
Zhao Zhong Yang, who was just doing a live broadcast, burst into laughter. He pointed the lens at Fraud Tian, Elder Tian just got sprayed in the face by a dog
666the nobleman has been shot!
This dog is really arrogant, to dare to make a fool even of a nobleman. Itll be difficult for it to escape death tonight.
Please tell us the name of this dog bro.
Zhao Zhong Yang asked, Master Lin, whats this little white dogs name? If it hasnt been named yet, we can give it a name.
The broadcast room was astir.
I suggest we call him dog face.
Dog face my a*s! Why not call him the top dog?
Dog bro sounds better.
Lin Fan said, He already has a name. Hes Elder Dog Nicholas.
*snorts*
Zhao Zhong Yang couldnt help but laugh, Brothers, did you hear that? Dog bro is called Elder Dog Nicholas. What a powerful name!
Master Lin 666as expected of Master Lin, to come up with such a powerful name.
As the people were discussing the little white dogs name, Lin Fan was thinking about how he would complete the task, but after a long while, he couldnt think of anything. He decided to let it go and not think about it. It was better to take it slow. There was no rush.
However, this animal speech encyclopedic knowledge was really not good for earning encyclopedic points.
In the end, Lin Fans final conclusion was that this task and class of knowledge was pretty f*cked up.
At that moment, Elder Dog Nicholas was lying on Wu You Lans thighs. He squinted his eyes as if savoring that temporary moment of peace.
Fraud Tian was still unhappy about the dog pissing on his face. He walked back and forth by the side, yelling at the little white dog.
Woof woof!
The little white dog leaped off Wu You Lans thighs. Eyes gleaming with an ominous glint, it bared its teeth and barked.
Of course, to the rest of them, they had no idea what his barks meant.
However, Lin Fan understood. He was introducing himself.
My name is Elder Dog Nicholas
Lin Fan looked at the time. It was already past nine.
He was a little late. Some of the townsfolk had left because they had to go to work. Still, the queue was snaking.
Lin Fan opened his mouth and said, Leave him alone and give out the number tags quickly.
Fraud Tian gave the little white dog a few provoking looks, then proceeded to give out the number tags. Zhao Zhong Yang was doing a broadcast on his phone. All the netizens in the broadcast room were gasping in awe.
Is that the rumored scallion pancake?
It used to be all the talk on the internet. Those scallion pancakes are said to be nearly impossible to get no matter how rich you are. However, Im too far from Shanghai, so I dont really know just what kind of magic powers it possesses.
Were in luck. I never thought that I would be able to see the rumored scallion pancakes. Brother Yang, you have to film it clearly.
Theres no need for words. Just looking at the crowd, Im amazed.
Zhang Zhong Yang had never eaten the scallion pancakes before. His heart was full of curiosity, wondering just how delicious those rumored scallion pancakes were.
Lin Fan stood in front of the stall as both of his hands moved non-stop.
Meanwhile, Elder Dog Nicholas lay at the entrance of the shop, quietly observing the scene before him.
Suddenly, a fragrant smell gently entered Elder Dog Nicholass nostrils. He stood on all fours instantly, fixing his dog eyes on the stall.
A dogs nose is very sensitive. What people could smell, dogs would smell it amplified over a hundred times, maybe even a thousand times.
Humans typically only have about five million receptors in their nose, while a dog has around two hundred and twenty of them. This difference has a huge impact on their sense of smell.
The fragrance produced by the freshly-fried scallion pancakes was almost enough to make the townsfolk lose all restraint. To a dog, which was so much more sensitive than humans, it was irresistible.
Woof woof!
Elder Dog Nicholas: I want to eatI want to eat
Elder Dog Nicholas started pacing back and forth around Lin Fans feet impatiently.
One of the townsfolk said, Little Boss, youre raising a dog now?
Lin Fan smiled, I picked him up on the road. Hes pretty cute.
The townsfolk laughed, This looks like a Formosan Mountain dog. Little Boss should raise a better breed.
Lin Fan laughed a little but didnt reply. In the past, there was a wolfdog at his grandmothers place. It was obedient and very loyal to its owner, but in the end, it got poisoned and died.
Some of the townsfolk noticed the little dogs movement and laughed, Looks like even the dog knows how delicious Little Boss scallion pancakes are. It keeps barking.
The servings of scallion pancakes were prepared, one by one.
The netizens in the broadcast room were dumbfounded.
D*mn. Is there a need to be so exaggerated? That expression is way too devilish.
If I didnt have so much trust in Master Lin, I would think that this is all an act.
Ahh god d*mn, that expression and those emotions. Its as if
Even I want to eat it after seeing this. Just how do those scallion pancakes taste? Have you eaten them before, Brother Yang?
Zhao Zhong Yang stared blankly at the scene. I havent eaten them before either, he said in a sad tone.
After the ten servings of scallion pancakes had been prepared, Lin Fan made a few more servings, one each for Zhao Zhong Yang and the rest. As for Elder Dog Nicholas, he only gave him half a serving.
When Zhao Zhong Yang received the scallion pancake, he took a bite impatiently. He had braced himself, but upon take that bite, his expression changed instantly.
The netizens watching the broadcast were astounded.
Brother Yang, dont be like that. Just how does it taste
Brother Yang, dont put on an act. Youre making it hard for us.
Zhang Zhong Yangs initially calm expression instantly turned into an outrageous expression. His eyes widened as he felt his taste buds explode. A taste which he had not experienced before filled his entire mouth. His spirit was lifted up. It was an indescribable feeling.
Zhang Zhong Yang slowly came to his senses, then he faced the camera lens and exclaimed,Delicious. Its really too delicious! Ive never eaten such a delicious scallion pancake in my life. I felt such a rush that I wanted to start crying.
Netizens:
Elder Dog Nicholas finished that half a serving of scallion pancake. His dog face was full of satisfaction. He licked around his mouth, then laid down at the entrance again with all four limbs spread open. He exposed his round belly, stuck out his tongue and let out a deep breath of air. That happy and carefree expression made the townsfolk very envious.
I wish I was that dog
Lin Fan was speechless.